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Post by PogsKlinc on Sept 6, 2006 19:56:52 GMT -5
I made this up when I was two. Why did Barney break the video camera? Because he couldn't find the peppermint stick. What does it mean?  I don't know. This is probably the worst joke ever because it can never be explained. |
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Post by PspGuy on Sept 6, 2006 21:34:05 GMT -5
haha lol, this is all really fun, i've got one, but it is a strange one, a friend of mine came up with it and it's really really really lame: A guy walks into the woods, then this other guy comes and shoots the other guy down. It's really a great joke to tell, when everybody's telling jokes, and you tell this. Is this a recap on Richard Cheney |
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Post by 大杂烩 on Sept 6, 2006 22:43:38 GMT -5
here's a really long riddle. but its actually pretty good. its important to read everything. dont skip anything. there was a dwarf walking in the woods. he decided to invite a giant along for a walk. the dwarf and the giant walked along and asked the dwarf dwarf(yes, dwarf dwarf) to tag along. so the dwarf and the dwarf dwarf kept walking. they meet a giant giant and ask him to go for a walk. so the dwarf and the dwarf dwarf and the giant and the giant gaint keep walking. they come to the dwarf dwarf dwarf's house and ask him to come for a walk. so the dwarf and the dwarf dwarf and the dwarf dwarf dwarf and the giant and the giant gaint keep walking. they meet a giant giant giant and he starts walking with them. so the dwarf and the dwarf dwarf and the dwarf dwarf dwarf and the giant and the giant giant and the giant giant giant walk. they come to a deep ravine and decide that they should try to jump across. so the dwarf and the dwarf dwarf and the dwarf dwarf dwarf and the giant and the giant giant and the giant giant giantall jump across the ravine at the same time. none of them make it except the dwarf dwarf dwarf. why? because he was wearing nike shoes  |
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Post by Steve on Sept 6, 2006 23:33:04 GMT -5
here's a really long riddle. but its actually pretty good. its important to read everything. dont skip anything. there was a dwarf walking in the woods. he decided to invite a giant along for a walk. the dwarf and the giant walked along and asked the dwarf dwarf(yes, dwarf dwarf) to tag along. so the dwarf and the dwarf dwarf kept walking. they meet a giant giant and ask him to go for a walk. so the dwarf and the dwarf dwarf and the giant and the giant gaint keep walking. they come to the dwarf dwarf dwarf's house and ask him to come for a walk. so the dwarf and the dwarf dwarf and the dwarf dwarf dwarf and the giant and the giant gaint keep walking. they meet a giant giant giant and he starts walking with them. so the dwarf and the dwarf dwarf and the dwarf dwarf dwarf and the giant and the giant giant and the giant giant giant walk. they come to a deep ravine and decide that they should try to jump across. so the dwarf and the dwarf dwarf and the dwarf dwarf dwarf and the giant and the giant giant and the giant giant giantall jump across the ravine at the same time. none of them make it except the dwarf dwarf dwarf. why? because he was wearing nike shoes i hate you. seriously. but, you made me laugh, so exalt-a-F-L-Y +20 |
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Post by 大杂烩 on Sept 7, 2006 0:17:48 GMT -5
my friend told it to me and he went on to like dwarf dwarf dwarf dwarf dwarf dwarf dwarf dwarf. i punched him  but luckily none of you can punch me |
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Post by Steve on Sept 7, 2006 1:40:28 GMT -5
my friend told it to me and he went on to like dwarf dwarf dwarf dwarf dwarf dwarf dwarf dwarf. i punched him but luckily none of you can punch me if I'm lucky you'll be at comic-con again next year....and i'll recognize you next time haha. |
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Post by Shinra on Sept 7, 2006 15:18:16 GMT -5
lol i like that dwarf one FLY. tho i got all confuseded half way thru
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Post by 大杂烩 on Sept 7, 2006 17:28:29 GMT -5
my friend told it to me and he went on to like dwarf dwarf dwarf dwarf dwarf dwarf dwarf dwarf. i punched him but luckily none of you can punch me if I'm lucky you'll be at comic-con again next year....and i'll recognize you next time haha. oh snap! better wear a ski mask next year |
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Post by jvdvorst on Sept 8, 2006 5:38:58 GMT -5
haha lol, this is all really fun, i've got one, but it is a strange one, a friend of mine came up with it and it's really really really lame: A guy walks into the woods, then this other guy comes and shoots the other guy down. It's really a great joke to tell, when everybody's telling jokes, and you tell this. Is this a recap on Richard Cheney No, I don't know who that is. My friend came up with it, and that was 4 years or so ago, and we still tell that joke. |
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Post by MiTHRANDiR on Sept 8, 2006 7:44:04 GMT -5
if I'm lucky you'll be at comic-con again next year....and i'll recognize you next time haha. oh snap! better wear a ski mask next year And some nike shoes ... Just in case. ,D |
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Post by Steve on Sept 8, 2006 18:19:57 GMT -5
Is this a recap on Richard Cheney No, I don't know who that is. My friend came up with it, and that was 4 years or so ago, and we still tell that joke. richard Cheney is the Vice President. He capped some guy while they were "hunting" |
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Post by dharmashark on Sept 8, 2006 19:39:18 GMT -5
Baha, Richard Cheney. You gotta love those censors  |
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Post by sofila on Sept 8, 2006 19:54:03 GMT -5
here's a really long riddle. but its actually pretty good. its important to read everything. dont skip anything. there was a dwarf walking in the woods. he decided to invite a giant along for a walk. the dwarf and the giant walked along and asked the dwarf dwarf(yes, dwarf dwarf) to tag along. so the dwarf and the dwarf dwarf kept walking. they meet a giant giant and ask him to go for a walk. so the dwarf and the dwarf dwarf and the giant and the giant gaint keep walking. they come to the dwarf dwarf dwarf's house and ask him to come for a walk. so the dwarf and the dwarf dwarf and the dwarf dwarf dwarf and the giant and the giant gaint keep walking. they meet a giant giant giant and he starts walking with them. so the dwarf and the dwarf dwarf and the dwarf dwarf dwarf and the giant and the giant giant and the giant giant giant walk. they come to a deep ravine and decide that they should try to jump across. so the dwarf and the dwarf dwarf and the dwarf dwarf dwarf and the giant and the giant giant and the giant giant giantall jump across the ravine at the same time. none of them make it except the dwarf dwarf dwarf. why? because he was wearing nike shoes hahah! why did that make me laugh!! |
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Post by jvdvorst on Sept 10, 2006 9:10:38 GMT -5
hunting... what a waist
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Post by blackfonzie on Sept 11, 2006 20:39:12 GMT -5
Another one in the "duh" category: What do you call a boomerang that won't come back? A stick. |
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I don't know. This is probably the worst joke ever because it can never be explained. 
but luckily none of you can punch me
