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Post by 大杂烩 on Sept 3, 2006 0:58:27 GMT -5
my geography teacher told this one before a test. "two guys walked into a bar, the third guy ducked" get it?  there was a bar, like a bar of wood or whatever sticking out and they walked into it. so the third guy ducked just add some lame joke you've heard and this might turn out to be kindof funny |
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Post by Zoso the Rock God on Sept 3, 2006 7:50:29 GMT -5
Give me a moment.
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Post by bungledin on Sept 3, 2006 10:44:07 GMT -5
that will be $5 please ;D what looks like an elephant and flies...? a flying elephant.... ... .. . . . .  |
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Post by dharmashark on Sept 3, 2006 12:33:00 GMT -5
I LOVE this joke! ;D
Three hippos are on a hill. Two of them fall on the ground and one of them falls in a lake. Ba-dum tss!
*runs in circles*
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Post by sofila on Sept 3, 2006 13:12:16 GMT -5
HAHAHAH!!!!! i remember that!!! thats not a bad joke! its funny!
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Post by Shinra on Sept 3, 2006 14:17:39 GMT -5
I LOVE this joke! ;D Three hippos are on a hill. Two of them fall on the ground and one of them falls in a lake. Ba-dum tss! *runs in circles* rofl that's great |
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Post by 大杂烩 on Sept 3, 2006 14:37:27 GMT -5
not after you've heard it 5 times a day for a month  |
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Post by Tucker on Sept 3, 2006 15:29:11 GMT -5
um ,the worst one i have ever heard is probably... what did one snowman say to the other snowman do you smell carrots? ;D    ;D  |
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Post by PspGuy on Sept 3, 2006 15:31:38 GMT -5
I don't get any of those jokes 'I'm slow with jokes'
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Post by Yavanna on Sept 3, 2006 15:33:23 GMT -5
Thanks! I'm not alone!
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Post by Steve on Sept 3, 2006 17:23:05 GMT -5
what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "where's my tractor?" ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D |
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Post by Casper on Sept 3, 2006 17:50:00 GMT -5
Exalt-a-spaceman for that dead funny joke. ;D + 12
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Post by dharmashark on Sept 3, 2006 18:12:17 GMT -5
not after you've heard it 5 times a day for a month It was funny the first time and it will be funny forever! Besides, Shinra liked it. Shinra's perfect. Therefore the joke is perfect. Political joke: (works on old people every time! results may vary.) A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What are all those clocks?" St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move." "Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?" "That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie." "Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?" St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life." "Where's Senator Kerry's clock?" asked the man. That clock is in God's office. He's using it as a ceiling fan." |
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Post by 大杂烩 on Sept 3, 2006 18:23:57 GMT -5
hehe
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Post by Emily on Sept 3, 2006 19:26:02 GMT -5
Jamie's joke of the day on mugglecast had one really bad joke. It was so bad, I loved it haha.
It's this. Did you hear the joke about the butter? I'd tell you but you'd spread it around lol.
Jamie had another joke
Another joke was about thie greatest whosp sound expert int he wrold. And he's walking in the store and he's sees a tape of the best Whosp sounds. SO he says to himself, he needs to check if this is good. So he turns it on, but it doesn't work. So the manager looks at it, and he says there's no problem. So the whosp expert trys it again, and it does't work. So he calls the manager, and a look of dawning appears on the managers face when he said "Oh, thats why it's not working...its non the Bee side" lol
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