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Post by Stephanie on Sept 3, 2006 19:27:36 GMT -5
OMG, dharmashark. That was hilarious. Two blondes were walking in the woods. They came upon a set of tracks. They agrued about what kind of tracks they were. One blonde said they were deer tracks. The other said they were moose tracks. Then the train hit them. |
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Post by dharmachili on Sept 3, 2006 19:38:21 GMT -5
OMG, dharmashark. That was hilarious. Two blondes were walking in the woods. They came upon a set of tracks. They agrued about what kind of tracks they were. One blonde said they were deer tracks. The other said they were moose tracks. Then the train hit them. lmao lmao That is one of the funniest jokes ive heard in a long time!  ;D exalts! +44 |
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Post by PspGuy on Sept 3, 2006 19:41:56 GMT -5
I got steph's and d-sharks they left me cracking up on the floor
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Post by Tucker on Sept 3, 2006 19:43:08 GMT -5
this is pretty stupid Why do lions always eat raw meat? Because they don't know how to cook |
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Post by Redsox on Sept 3, 2006 20:32:40 GMT -5
Johny's oh my gosh i cant believe that happened moment  |
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Post by Emily on Sept 3, 2006 21:46:24 GMT -5
haha, good ones guys
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Post by 大杂烩 on Sept 3, 2006 21:58:24 GMT -5
OMG, dharmashark. That was hilarious. Two blondes were walking in the woods. They came upon a set of tracks. They agrued about what kind of tracks they were. One blonde said they were deer tracks. The other said they were moose tracks. Then the train hit them. rofl! that was great stephsmith |
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Post by tammy on Sept 5, 2006 2:27:18 GMT -5
i hate to admit it, but i don't get the elephant joke. can someone explain it?
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Post by tammy on Sept 5, 2006 2:29:44 GMT -5
I am sharing this joke because I don't think it's funny, but my mom's husband loves this joke. He laughs every time he hears it.
Two muffins are sitting in an oven.
One muffin says, "It's really hot in here"
The other muffin replies, "Holy S**t, a talking muffin!!"
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Post by Stephanie on Sept 5, 2006 6:49:54 GMT -5
That is a bad joke, tammy. ;D
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Post by Casper on Sept 5, 2006 6:52:29 GMT -5
what looks like an elephant and flies...?
a flying elephant |
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Post by Alicia on Sept 5, 2006 10:25:59 GMT -5
Ok...here's one, My nephew swallowed a silver dollar, and I'm so terribly worried about him!!!! Unfortunately, when I called the hospital to see how he was doing, they said that there has been no CHANGE yet.  My teacher told that one in college, he had everyone really worried for his nephew at the beginning of the joke because we didn't think he was telling a joke at first....until the awful punch-line. |
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Post by tammy on Sept 5, 2006 11:43:13 GMT -5
Sorry Casper, I got the elephant joke, I should have said the hippo joke. I don't get the one about the hippos. Got my animals mixed up. I actually thought the elephant joke was kind of funny. I like a good stupid joke. Thanks for your help though.
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Post by Casper on Sept 5, 2006 11:48:29 GMT -5
Sorry Casper, I got the elephant joke, I should have said the hippo joke. I don't get the one about the hippos. Got my animals mixed up.  |
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Post by hansosjesusstick on Sept 5, 2006 11:59:48 GMT -5
I am sharing this joke because I don't think it's funny, but my mom's husband loves this joke. He laughs every time he hears it. Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin says, "It's really hot in here" The other muffin replies, "Holy S**t, a talking muffin!!" lmao that's great lol |
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