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Post by Jeesustikku on Sept 5, 2006 12:35:58 GMT -5
I agree with HJS - that muffin joke is funny! (or maybe I have a weird sense of humor)  Exalt-a-Tammy +2 |
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Post by MiTHRANDiR on Sept 5, 2006 12:55:05 GMT -5
LOL!! ;D That muffin one was hilarious  |
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Post by sofila on Sept 5, 2006 12:59:49 GMT -5
what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "where's my tractor?" ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D hahaha i actually laughed really hard ;D |
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Post by servo3k on Sept 5, 2006 15:50:46 GMT -5
Why did the elephant paint his toe nails diffrent ocolors?so he could hide in a bag of M&Ms Have you ever seen an elephant in a bag of M&Ms?than it must be working!
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Post by Shinra on Sept 5, 2006 17:03:45 GMT -5
lol that reminds me of a good riddle How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator? Open the door, put the elephant in, close the door. How do you put a Giraffe in a refrigerator? Open the door, take out the elephant, put the girafe in, close the refrigerator And another animal one The Lion King held a meeting to commemorate his 3rd cub being born. Every animal except one showed up, what was it? The Giraffe. it was in the refrigerator  And one last kinda animal related one You come to a river that is 30 meters wide. You have no tools for cutting down trees, and there are no rocks anywhere. You can't go around and there is no bridge. There's a sign that says "Caution, Crockodiles in river, DO NOT ENTER". How do you get across? Swim. All the animals but the giraffe are at the lion king's meeting |
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Post by Yavanna on Sept 5, 2006 17:06:26 GMT -5
LMAO! That's 4 great jokes! I think we've got the same in France...
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Post by PspGuy on Sept 5, 2006 17:12:56 GMT -5
I heard that joke a million times
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Post by dharmashark on Sept 5, 2006 17:54:03 GMT -5
Haha, these are all great ;D
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Post by 大杂烩 on Sept 5, 2006 19:02:41 GMT -5
Sorry Casper, I got the elephant joke, I should have said the hippo joke. I don't get the one about the hippos. Got my animals mixed up. I actually thought the elephant joke was kind of funny. I like a good stupid joke. Thanks for your help though. have you ever seen some tv show where after someone makes a joke, they always make the "badun tss" sound. i cant describe it that well, or maybe it is some culture barrier. |
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Post by PspGuy on Sept 5, 2006 19:08:09 GMT -5
Ya like with drums
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Post by 大杂烩 on Sept 5, 2006 19:56:14 GMT -5
yeah thats the part i left out
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Post by Steve on Sept 5, 2006 20:56:56 GMT -5
hahaha....its hilarious seeing you guys trying to explain the drum thing. its a sound effect in garageband though, so maybe Jay can put it on the podcast as an example.
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Post by Casper on Sept 6, 2006 2:53:01 GMT -5
have you ever seen some tv show where after someone makes a joke, they always make the "badun tss" sound. i cant describe it that well, or maybe it is some culture barrier. 
Exalt-a-F-L-Y for explaining the joke.  + 19 |
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Post by Shinra on Sept 6, 2006 5:47:19 GMT -5
lol, 1 joke, 3 pages of explaining. It's official, that's the worst joke ever :-D
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Post by jvdvorst on Sept 6, 2006 9:43:50 GMT -5
haha lol, this is all really fun, i've got one, but it is a strange one, a friend of mine came up with it and it's really really really lame:
A guy walks into the woods, then this other guy comes and shoots the other guy down.
It's really a great joke to tell, when everybody's telling jokes, and you tell this.
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