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Post by Shinra on Sept 11, 2006 20:46:37 GMT -5
lol nice one blackfonzie
i used the dwarf one in physics class today. rofl like 3 ppl found it hilariious, so yeah it qualifies as a horrible joke. and my new myspace name is "3 hippos were on a hill..."
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Post by dharmashark on Sept 11, 2006 20:51:37 GMT -5
WHOO! The hippo joke lives!
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Post by 大杂烩 on Sept 11, 2006 21:38:49 GMT -5
yeah but that dwarf joke came all the way from indonesia, to california and to ohio. how cool is that?
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Post by jacksloststepkid on Sept 12, 2006 18:44:19 GMT -5
Ok, this is a pretty bad one: You are stuck inside an elephant. How do you get out?
You run around until you get pooped out
There is a whole set of pigmie jokes that are a long sequence too that are pretty big groaners - can't remember them though... JLSK |
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Post by 大杂烩 on Sept 12, 2006 18:46:51 GMT -5
hah, thats pretty good jlsk
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Post by Shinra on Sept 13, 2006 6:50:38 GMT -5
why would you run around.... that doesn't make much sense. i liked the dwarf 1 betta
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Post by jacksloststepkid on Sept 13, 2006 12:24:55 GMT -5
Shinra, You've never heard the expression "to be pooped out"? It means to be very tired. (Well it means what it literally says as well) Either way it is a pretty stupid joke, but it's even worse when you have to explain it  JLSK |
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Post by jacksloststepkid on Sept 13, 2006 12:31:18 GMT -5
Ok, two more to make up for the bad elephant joke: Q: How many Spaniards does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Juan.
* * * * * Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Control freak.
Person 1: Now you say "control freak who?"
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Post by jacksloststepkid on Sept 13, 2006 12:35:37 GMT -5
ah heck - just one more I just saw: Q: what is gray?
A: a melted penguin
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Post by dharmashark on Sept 13, 2006 20:54:46 GMT -5
Hahaha, those are hilarious JLSK  |
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Post by PspGuy on Sept 13, 2006 21:22:54 GMT -5
I don't get the penguine one one? this one stinks Why couldn't G-Unit ride the bus? he didn't have 50 cents |
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Post by jacksloststepkid on Sept 14, 2006 0:17:34 GMT -5
You don't get the penguine one? That one was the best! ok, let's try this to explain it. What is black and white and red all over? a newspaper (note that this is a spoken joke No really, what is black and white and red all over? a penguin with a sunburn Wasn't this one the one from Michael's card in lost? Anyway... Hence the "what is grey?" joke. |
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Post by jvdvorst on Sept 14, 2006 3:25:33 GMT -5
yeah, that nurse told him, walt didn't think it was funny |
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Post by Shinra on Sept 14, 2006 6:39:30 GMT -5
walt doesnt have a sense of humor, that's golden
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Post by Casper on Sept 14, 2006 6:44:43 GMT -5
I don't get the penguine one one?  |
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