The War of March

[Jay]

I Jay Comander and Chief of the LPT. Hereby decalre this War of March.


:RULES: The object of the war is to beat the other team, once one member has been attacked that person cannot come back into play for the next three post NOT includig this one:RULES:

I will make the first attack


*Takes Jesus Stick and knocks Mattsipple2000 on the head and throws him in his Ana Lucia pit*

We shall be victorious.

[ralph-]

Ralph- "the island rogue" climbs to the tallest mountain, and watches the war. he waits patiently with a cup of Dharma cocoa and triangle sandwiches.

[KatieIsland]

Oh... you are SO not after my boy Mattsipple2000!!! That was wrong!!
(bows head and switches on pink light saber)
This one's for you Matt, and for the Rebel Forces.
(raises arms, and prepares to swing, while the song Irresistible Force by 2 Skinnee J's. The light flashes down, as the lyrics rock out
"Resistance is futile, we`ve got parental approval
It`s best just not to test us cause our feuds get feudal
It`s brutal,
so expect some penance. " The blow lands on JAY, knocking the Jesus stick out of his hand, but in no way disfiguring his person. Victoriously, I take the stick, to add to the archives, and tie him to a tree to await his luck.)

[Redsox]

Redsox riding in on one of the poler bears attacks katesisland. the bear picks it up in its mouth and returns to jays side to protect him from the rebels(being that its the ides of march)

[King Guy]

king guy on a suicide mission flies a commercial jet into the island destroying all. eat crap and die mofos


allah!

[servo3k]

:::servo3k charges at redsocks with her baseball bat and smacks him square in the jaw spewing blood every where but miraculously not staining his shirt:::
"DOWN WITH THE NORMIES!!!! DESTROY, DESTROY, DESTROY, DESTROY, AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 42!" (anyone who gets that i shall exalt once we have cured HJ)

[Jay]

*Jay takes his gun with one bullet and shoots Servo3ks bat out of her hands, then he knocks her out and throws her into the LPT Empty Gun Locker.*

"Ill give her back Rebels but I want my Jesus stick back"

[KatieIsland]

"There will be no moderates in our war."
This is my cry as I slowly maneuver up to higher ground, to where Ralph- sits, with a bag of popcorn, only too vulnerable. Lulled into a false sense of peace by his presumed neutrality. This is not a war for the weak, and there is no even turf. I raise my pink light saber and rest it ever so gently against his throat in such a way that he cannot resist me. Carefully I haul Ralph- back to the Medical Hatch, hidden in the wood, where I will keep him hidden and drugged, until he submits, or an agreement is reached. Or until he gives birth to a baby- whichever happens first.

Will Ralph- submit and join the Rebels?
Will Jay give up Servo3k to save an innocent forum runner?
Will the Jesus Stick ever meet with the hands of it's master?
Will Servo3k infect her captors with the dreaded "sickness?"

[Spam Lives]

With unexpected speed and accuracy The Last Hero of the West, SPAM! removes his get out jail free card to release Servo3k from the LPT empty gun locker. Spam then takes his cricket bat and bashes Jay in the face sending him into a 5 post temporary comma. With a smirk and a cup of tea Spam rides off on his Pissed-Off Giraffe, with Servo3k grabbing the mighty Bluestone bat of legend, to join the remaining Rebels.


Your Hero,
Paul

[charliefan92489]

So Mattsipple2000 is still in Anna-lucias pit... I know we are rebles but come on guys lets get him out'a there

*pulls him out*

"You ok dude??"

[servo3k]

out of the pit and after the 3 post rule Servo3k comes back riding a black horse and takes a mighty thwack at uhhh.... CLIFF (if he ever gets a chance to read this)
"thats for all tohose bamboo shoots you shoved under my fingernails while I was captured!!!!!!!!

[Redsox]

"WE CANT HOLD OUT MUCH LONGER THE REBLES HAVE DOBBLED IN SIZE WE NEED REINFORCEMENTS OR EMMA!"

[KatieIsland]

"oh mr. Redsox" I say in a creepy little sing song voice, as I move out from behind a tree.
You turn just in time to see my golf club cut your legs from under you.

"No need to call Emma, we can all just get along. Don't you understand?" I ask leaning over you, as you groan in pain. "And another thing, it might very well be a few hundred years before the redsocks win the world series again. What do you think of THEM apples?"

I tie your hands behind your back, and stick a lucsious red apple in your mouth so you are inable to cry for help and risk attracting the attention of the terrifying Emma. I also leave you with a splinter off the Jesus stick,- for Jay as a reminder of the two hostages- Ralph- and the Jesus Stick. That way you can pass the message along if someone happens upon you to return you to your camp.

[turntablekungfu]

turntablekungfu sees Jack cowering in the caves, so rather than leave him there to finally find the courage to join the battle he uses the dynamite that was rescued from the Black Rock by charliefan92489 and manages to collapse the roof. All that can be heard is Jack's high pitched scream..

[servo3k]

Servo3k hears the shril girlish screem from her computerlab room at school and imediatly springs into action!

::digs out Jack in time to exalt him and drag his feemble body into the dwelling place of the rebels::
::tosses Jack into a room with Ralph- and the jesus stick::
"enjoy your company Ralph- it seems that Jay doesn't care enough to come rescue you. get conforable, you'll be here for a while!" mwa ha haha ha!