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Post by Jay on Mar 17, 2006 12:21:20 GMT -5
*Jay with his trusty Jesus stick knocks katies island and steals the key to their weapon locker. Jay takes the 42 bullets for his stock of revolver guns and picks up a blue lightsaber fo rhimself. Katiesisland is out for 3 posts excluding this one*
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Post by charliefan92489 on Mar 17, 2006 12:55:43 GMT -5
Littel does jay know, but I am taking a nap in the back of the wepons locker (hey war can be hard, give a girl some slack) The GREAT amount of noise that jay makes as he takes our bullets wakes me up and I jump up just as he is leaving the locker. I tackle him and we tumble out the door. he scrambles away unharmed, but I did manage to save our bullets. P.S. katieisland~ I am taking a pink light saber  |
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Post by Spam Lives on Mar 17, 2006 13:11:51 GMT -5
That's not a Jesus Stick you're using. I hid it among the message boards. Anyone can find it. You're just using a tree branch.
Your Hero,
Paul
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Post by Jay on Mar 17, 2006 13:14:57 GMT -5
*Well since anyone could find it I got my Jesus Stick back and I knocked Spam out with my Blue Lightsaber that Charliefan missed. Spam is laid unconscious for three post not including this one.*
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Post by Spam Lives on Mar 17, 2006 13:19:11 GMT -5
I said too much.
SPAM, the strongest Hero of the West, releases his HULK SMASH attach upon the LPT storage locker. The Locker is now unable to post messages, exault Jack, or talk about American Idol; however it can still hold weapons.
"Bite it you scum!! Live Fast Die!"- GG Allin
Your Hero,
Paul
PS. Spam takes out Red Sox with a Randy Johnson fastball.
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Post by Spam Lives on Mar 17, 2006 13:20:15 GMT -5
LAST POST HAS TO BE RETRACTED DUE TO JAY BEATING ME TO THE PUNCH. Redsox is still in the game and your LPT storage locker is fine and able to exault.
war is hell.
Your Hero,
Paul
PS. I set up rules about finding the stick where I hid it. Booyah!
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Post by Redsox on Mar 17, 2006 13:23:13 GMT -5
finding out that the jesus stick that redsox recoverd a while ago redsox is angered by the trick of spam and becuse he was near by the locker when charliefan92489 tackeld jay sneekes in and takes a green lightsaber he hops on to his trusty poler bear, and leaves the seen.
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Post by KatieIsland on Mar 17, 2006 13:27:47 GMT -5
AND I'M back from my 3- post hiatus. Took you guys long enough to get chatty!!! Too bad the Spam Man's down for the count...
What devious endeavor do I have planned today? Well, I think it's time to play hard ball. so I'm rigging one of the bats to my belt, and I'm heading out for adventure. Hopefully I'll come across Jay, I owe him for that last attack it really was a blow to my pride...
That's not Jay... that's Libby?! Hmmm... the key to Ralph-'s heart is in my grasp. Can't miss out on this, besides all these attacks and invasions have really stressed out the team, there's no real health without mental health!
Up to the Swiss Family Robinson Pad ie: up in the trees... because the LPT can't walk without looking at the ground, they'll never find us mwa hahahahaa. I like the hostages, once I give her a piece of bubble yum, she'll be OURS.
Hmm... my plans are falling into place beautifully.
But uh... we didn't have green light sabers... that's not a light saber... that's a- :: Explosion::
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Post by Redsox on Mar 17, 2006 13:45:21 GMT -5
"what you don't have green light sabers?" *Redsox drops it and runs away barefoot leaving the explosion and poler bear beneath the rebels tree fort BAM killing his poor poler bear. but upon returning he finds the rebels tree fort. then returning to the LPT to tell them what hes found*
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Post by KatieIsland on Mar 17, 2006 14:18:44 GMT -5
Knowing our security has been compromised, we sneak out taking our captive, and all our weapons so that the LPT will return to the empty nest, which has been rigged with exploding bunnies set to detonate when neared. We retreat to our hidden underwater hatch, protected by sharks, angry hungry indestructible sharks. It is impossible to reach said hatch without the fingerprint access of a registered LPTR member.
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Post by servo3k on Mar 17, 2006 14:31:10 GMT -5
:: servo3k places a cute little fuzzy bunny in the open outside the back door to the LPT base (hey she has to remember some stuff after being in there base for over 2 posts!). Jay come running out shouting and froliking saying "BUNNYS BUNNYS!!!" Redsocks comes out of the forest doing the same3 ( he was on his way back to revealthe location of the tree fort but hasn't had time to tell anyone) Redsocks picks up the bunnie and begins to stroke its soft fur. Jay becomes insainly jelious and snatched the bunny out of redsocks hands yelling "ITS MY TURN AND BESIDES, HE LIKES ME BETTER!!!!". Redsocks smacks the bunny out of Jay's hands and they brake into a girl fight so intence that they don't notes the ticking noise that the bunny is now making.... KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!! The bunny explodes and sends redsocks and jay sailing through the air in a comical fashion, rendering them unable to poast untill they make it back home (and that will take 3 or more posts)::
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Post by servo3k on Mar 17, 2006 14:43:27 GMT -5
sorry just returnign for this.. ::pulls Spam out of the battle feild and brings him to the treehouse for safty::
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Post by mattsipple2000 on Mar 17, 2006 14:56:30 GMT -5
OMG just arrived!!
didnt know the war was on.
*Throws HOLY HAND GRENADE from God at Jays face!!
(hope he catachs it with his NOSE!!)
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Post by Redsox on Mar 17, 2006 15:06:00 GMT -5
how are there going to be 3 posts if where both out cold?
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Post by mattsipple2000 on Mar 17, 2006 15:16:00 GMT -5
(u need to more members, where jackie!!!)
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