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Post by Jay on Mar 16, 2006 10:00:35 GMT -5
Jay refreshed after his attack from Spamy.
*Jay rides on one of the LTP Polar Bears with a AK-47 in each hand from Sawyers Stash. He blows into the Rebellion fort blowing away KatiesIsland and Spam at the same time nocking them out for 3 posts. He gets Ralph, Cliff, Jack, and his beloved Jesus Stick out of the greedy rebelions hands. Jay then returns to the LPT base.*
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Post by Redsox on Mar 16, 2006 11:08:03 GMT -5
*hoping up on his poler bear returning to the LPT base and covering it with a black tarp on his way in so only the LPT knowes where it is. *
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Post by ralph- on Mar 16, 2006 14:13:47 GMT -5
*KatieIsland does not realize that the cocoa that ralph- was drinking has a natural immunity to the Dharma Drugs. Ralph- plays along with her, and fakes the fact that the drugs are taking effect. then ralph- says goodbye to the LPT then takes off his shoes and runs off into the jungle, where he cannot be tracked, ever. he heads to the beach for a quick dinner date with Libby. the meal will include Passion Fruit! Ooo Laa Laa!*  |
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Post by charliefan92489 on Mar 16, 2006 18:02:31 GMT -5
*KatieIsland does not realize that the cocoa that ralph- was drinking has a natural immunity to the Dharma Drugs. Ralph- plays along with her, and fakes the fact that the drugs are taking effect. then ralph- says goodbye to the LPT then takes off his shoes and runs off into the jungle, where he cannot be tracked, ever. he heads to the beach for a quick dinner date with Libby. the meal will include Passion Fruit! Ooo Laa Laa!* lol I <3 you ralph |
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Post by servo3k on Mar 16, 2006 18:06:14 GMT -5
servo3k still woozy from the injection of meory-b-gone that redsucks gave her earlyer, stumbles out of the LPTR base and starts the search for ralph-
"dang it, its useless, he took of his shoes.. NOW ILL NEVER FIND HIM!!!!!!!"
::looks to sky and screems with arms fully extended with fists, "RAAAAAAAAAAAAALPH-!!!!!"::
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Post by ralph- on Mar 16, 2006 18:18:24 GMT -5
there is no time for love, when it comes to war. that is why i am not participating in it. now enough about me. 
CONTINUE THE FIGHT! |
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Post by servo3k on Mar 16, 2006 19:56:50 GMT -5
::runs up to ralph- and smacks him in the knee with ol' bluestone and runs away laughing. Than she procedes to hit jay on the back of the head with the butt of the bat and draw mustashes on him with sharpie while hes out. lastly she goes and hides in the bushes wating for the next victum::  -"I CAN SEE YOU!!!!!" |
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Post by ralph- on Mar 16, 2006 21:09:29 GMT -5
As long as i am not hit in the Face. *Libby massages Ralph-'s knee*  |
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Post by KatieIsland on Mar 16, 2006 21:53:55 GMT -5
Amazing that only Ralph- caught on to the whole implanted tracker in the tennis shoe trick. I couldn't believe my luck when the radar pointed me to Cliff where he had been taken to the secret base covered by a tarp. I kidnapped him again, since he was the only one there, and proceeded to use their own explosives to detonate the base. So much debris lit up the sky, it reminded me of the 4th of July, I had to pause in appreciation, then I decided to take the tug boat back to the other side of the island, Cliff in hand.
You might have seen me waving as I passed Servo3k, I think I saw you club old Jay on the noggin. Did you get the Jesus Stick back? It's central to our operation I think.
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Post by servo3k on Mar 16, 2006 22:28:03 GMT -5
not yet, the mustash was just a bit of revenge. and yes i sawyou and waved (i added a go-t for you!)
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Post by Spam Lives on Mar 16, 2006 23:27:00 GMT -5
Bloodied, bandages, and bent on revenge Spam quickly takes note to the fact that Jay is now knocked out. Spam casually walks over to the fallen Podcaster.
"You'd be a fool to walk in this battle empty handed. Reaches for, and picks up, the Jesus Stick You never disappoint me sir. You're as predictable as Jack is bald. Too bad we're not on the same side. Me with the only Cricket bat, and you... well formally you, with the only Jesus Stick. We're like two LOST brothers. Sorry to say that today is just not your day."
Then true to Spam's fashion he removes syringe of Memory-B-Gone and injects it into Jays side.
"When you wake up in a few posts you'll have forgotten what a Jesus Stick is and exactly how to use it."
Spam jumps into his Seabilly boat and rides off to his secret stash that has yet to be discovered.
Your Hero,
Paul
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Post by addicted2lost815 on Mar 17, 2006 0:51:00 GMT -5
addicted2lost815 sneaks up behind servo3k and knocks her out with a rock then strings her up by her feet. She then goes over to Jay and injects in with some Memory Restore, wakes him up and takes him back, barefoot, to the Lost Podcast Team new secret hatch.
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Post by KatieIsland on Mar 17, 2006 9:39:01 GMT -5
I should probably cut down Servo... [swings pink light saber and cuts rope then watches her fall on a bed of soft lush green leaves.] "Are you ok? I don't know CPR." I shout down. Servo3k looks around, and zeros in on a pair of dirty addidas. "They stink." "Jay's shoes, addicted2lost left them." Servo3k delicately scrunches her nose, then muses aloud "I wonder if Paul could use these to develop biological warfare." I shrug, and we wander away from the scene, leaving the shoes behind, though the smell follows us for a long time. (sorry Jay... )  |
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Post by Spam Lives on Mar 17, 2006 10:36:57 GMT -5
Spam injects Memory-B-Gone into himself to forget where he put the Jesus Stick. Everything around him starts to fade and become dark. He's down and out for a good 3 posts. But why is he smirking?
Your Hero,
Paul
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Post by Redsox on Mar 17, 2006 11:32:13 GMT -5
lucky for the lost podcast team spam dose not know that the virgin Mary statues are always drawn to the Jesus stick and redsox quickly retrieves it using one of them. he had to do it barefoot too because his bear accidental used the heroin.
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