Never-Ending Cheat Game (Lost style)

[大杂烩]

and throw that in the ocean as well

then head back to the golf course and smash Hurley in the nuts with a 7 iron.

Think this one has been throughly run into the ground?

[大杂烩]

To tame the smoke munster

[dharmashark]

To dual-wield a Jesus Stick and a mango, head on down to the beach and throw some ranch dressing into the ocean. The underwater hatch will appear. Tap dance on the hatch door and yell "I GET A TALLY FOR THAT JAY!!!" Jack will come out and say "I told you so!" Then the freaking Dolark will swim up to you. Throw a big bowl of mustard at it as Rose runs up to you. Throw the polar bear at her because she works for Dharma. Throw a pickle at Jack because he is about to kill Jay because Jay refused to give him another tally. At this time Jay and Jack will fight to the death over the tally. While this is going on, follow the Dolark to the edge of the cliff and push Dave off. Then run through the jungle like an idiot screaming "WHERE ARE YOU!?" After awhile, an illegal immigrant will appear carrying seven pounds of hash. Tie him up and throw him in the gun locker and send Sayid in with some pliers. Take the immigrant’s hash and throw it into the ocean; at this point Michael and Walt will motor in on their boat. Take a rifle and throw that in the ocean as well. Then head back to the golf course and smash Hurley in the nuts with a 7 iron.

To tame the smoke munster,

buy it some roses, but make sure they're red, not white. If you buy white roses the smoke munster will

[Zoso the Rock God]

Stay there and begin too tao dance, that is when you run behind