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Post by Emily on Jul 16, 2006 10:06:07 GMT -5
open the door to chase Vincent saway with your gulf club....someone always dies when that dogs around.
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Post by 大杂烩 on Jul 16, 2006 18:39:00 GMT -5
to dualwield a jesusstick and a mango
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Post by on Jul 16, 2006 18:41:31 GMT -5
head on down to the beach and throw some ranch dressing into the ocean. The underwater hatch will appear
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Post by 大杂烩 on Jul 16, 2006 18:43:26 GMT -5
tap dance on the hatch door and yell "I GET A TALLY FOR THAT JAY!!!"
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Post by on Jul 16, 2006 19:03:41 GMT -5
LMAO
Jack will come out and say "I told you so!". Then the freaking Dolark will swim up to you
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Post by dharmashark on Jul 16, 2006 20:25:35 GMT -5
Next you will have to save the Swan Hatch from Locke's evil intentions. To do this, grab Eko’s Jesus Stick and beat the crap out of the concrete wall. There will be a backwards talking Walt, so just take the Jesus Stick and beat him up until he speaks regular language. Then you must follow him to the pearl station and quickly put out your cigarette. Then write a letter to Dr. Candle and send it up the sucky tube thing. The letter should be read by Penny Widmore; then she'll send a pregnancy test to Sun so that she can find out that the father is Artz, who will then appear in the jungle. First, you must blow him up, then take a golf club and whack the pieces of him at the 3rd hole on Hurley's golf course. You must make a birdie. After this you must exalt jay 5,000 times. Then you need to throw Ethan Rom to the big black monster.
To get unlimited access to Hurley's golf course spin around three times then go get vinncet so it will start raining and then scream "I SAW WALT! I SAW WALT!" Walt will appear and tell you to shut up. Use your failsafe key to open the door and chase Vincent away with your gulf club- someone always dies when that dog’s around.
to dual-wield a Jesus Stick and a mango, head on down to the beach and throw some ranch dressing into the ocean. The underwater hatch will appear. Tap dance on the hatch door and yell "I GET A TALLY FOR THAT JAY!!!" Jack will come out and say "I told you so!" Then the freaking Dolark will swim up to you
and ask you to locate
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Post by Emily on Jul 16, 2006 20:35:44 GMT -5
Throw a big bowl of mustard at it as Rose runs up to you. Throw the polar bear at her because she works for Dhrama. Throw a pickle at Jack because he is about to kill Jay because Jay refused to give him another Talley.
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Post by on Jul 16, 2006 21:20:43 GMT -5
At this time Jay and Jack will fight to the death over the tally. While this is going on, follow the Dolark
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Post by Zoso the Rock God on Jul 16, 2006 21:52:53 GMT -5
to the edge of the cliff and push Dave off, then run
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Post by on Jul 16, 2006 23:21:56 GMT -5
through the jungle like an idiot screaming "WHERE ARE YOU!?" After awhile
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Post by lieutenantspeirs on Jul 17, 2006 8:27:10 GMT -5
an illegal immigrant will appear carrying seven pounds of hash
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Post by 大杂烩 on Jul 17, 2006 23:21:18 GMT -5
tie him up and throw him in the gun locker
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Post by on Jul 17, 2006 23:22:20 GMT -5
and send Sayid in with some pliers. Take the immigrants hash and
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Post by 大杂烩 on Jul 17, 2006 23:26:43 GMT -5
throw it into the ocean
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Post by on Jul 17, 2006 23:27:40 GMT -5
at this point Michael and Walt will motor in on their boat. Take a rifle and
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