Never-Ending Cheat Game (Lost style)

[Shinra]

then go buy the new Dashboard album, Dusk and Summer

[Casey D]

and cry with your hoodie zipped up all the way and think about claire

[Dez]

while playing strip poker with Jack, Sawyer, and Locke

(just so you know, the text limit is not more than about 4 or 5 lines)

[hansosjesusstick]

*can we end it so we can make our own stuff up this is kinda turning into the bagillion word story *


while drinking taquila and dancing to the TAQUILA song

[Dez]

*oh sorry, you can add periods and stuff, but don't like say THE END*

before passing out on the floor.

(there, shoot away ;D)

[hansosjesusstick]

*yaay*

To unlock the Dharma ranch shooting range first you have to kidnap sun

[大杂烩]

and destroy her garden

[dharmashark]

First cheat:

To obtain the Jesus Stick, first smack Ana Lucia with one of Jin's fish. Drag her unconscious body to the Black Rock, let the smoke munster take her, shove a stick of dynamite down her throat, then apply fish so the polar bear can eat her. When the polar bear arrives, throw some ranch dressing at it, followed by Virgin Mary statues filled with heroin, then smash it over the head with Charlie’s guitar. Then apply Locke's drug over the wound and recharge your papaya meter. When it is recharged use your papaya beam on the polar bear's corpse for 6 seconds; now it should explode, blasting a hole in the ground which turns out to be a hatch. Take the glass eye from the polar bears exploded remains. Give it to Michael and ask him to do his Sammy Davis Jr. impression. Then run into the hatch because he will immediately try to shoot you and yell "THEY TOOK MY SON!" You have about 2 minutes before Michael catches you (his yelling is faint at first but you know he will be close when you hear "A FATHERS RIGHT" very loud). Get to the computer before him and enter this code: 4 8 15 16 23 32 (not 42). Then go buy the new Dashboard album "Dusk and Summer" and cry with your hoodie zipped up all the way and think about Claire while playing strip poker with Jack, Sawyer, and Locke and drinking tequila and dancing to the TEQUILA song before passing out on the floor.

[hansosjesusstick]

also u must take the boat out to sea and rescue the drunk desperate desmond

[Dez]

. If you don't succeed, then challenge Locke to a game of Mouse Trap in order to

(yay! the faithful Dharmashark has returned to recap!)

[大杂烩]

obtain his last kidney

[dharmashark]

or at least some shaving cream.

(yes, yes, I shall recap the "never-ending cheat" game. Thank you very much, you're a great audience. Beautiful, all of you. I'll be here all summer.)

[Zoso the Rock God]

Let the steam bring out his pores, then

[lez41086]

make some Dharma popcorn and watch the orientation film together, then

round up the log carrying people and grab some guns and head out to