Post by sethman on May 6, 2009 19:05:08 GMT -5
Daniel started as a promising musician,
Then he graduated to dating his lab technician,
I'm sure he was shocked to find out that his mother,
Was a very annoying, know-it-all Other.
Daniel tells the Losties and Jack,
It was a big mistake to ever come back,
Dr. Chang thinks Daniel's pretty chumpy,
This gives Pierre an excuse to be even more grumpy.
If he'd just relax, Chang could really have some fun,
Hanging out with Miles, his grown up son,
You know what they say about birds of a feather,
They could bond over being snarky together!
At this scene, I make a happy sound,
I never get tired of seeing Phil bound,
Watch out Losties, here comes Radzinksy, that geek,
And out of the closet comes Phil (so to speak).
As the Losties escape, Daniel stops for a while,
To try and convince young Charlotte he's not a pedophile,
This poor kid is just hanging out on the swings and trying,
To figure out why this weird grown man is crying.
If I were the Losties, I wouldn't be calm,
To hear that Daniel wants to detonate the bomb,
The 815 plane crash Daniel wants to prevent,
Fugitive Kate might not want to avoid that event.
I'm getting tired of hearing this story's re-hashing,
How does he know for sure that Desmond did the crashing?
If he goes and blows up the Swan,
Five seasons of Lost will be gone!
I guess Penny's all right,
Though seeing Des shot gave her quite a fright,
Nothing quite as extreme as the scare,
She had when Ms. Hawking shows up with blue hair.
Oh please writers, will you stop?!
Now we're told Widmore is Daniel's pop?
That means that before Charles rode in on his horse,
He and Ellie engaged in some island intercourse!
Daniel waves his gun and is squawking,
That he wants to see the bomb and his mother Ms. Hawking,
It looks like Jeremy Davies is going to retire,
As he gets felled by his own mother's gunfire.
Then he graduated to dating his lab technician,
I'm sure he was shocked to find out that his mother,
Was a very annoying, know-it-all Other.
Daniel tells the Losties and Jack,
It was a big mistake to ever come back,
Dr. Chang thinks Daniel's pretty chumpy,
This gives Pierre an excuse to be even more grumpy.
If he'd just relax, Chang could really have some fun,
Hanging out with Miles, his grown up son,
You know what they say about birds of a feather,
They could bond over being snarky together!
At this scene, I make a happy sound,
I never get tired of seeing Phil bound,
Watch out Losties, here comes Radzinksy, that geek,
And out of the closet comes Phil (so to speak).
As the Losties escape, Daniel stops for a while,
To try and convince young Charlotte he's not a pedophile,
This poor kid is just hanging out on the swings and trying,
To figure out why this weird grown man is crying.
If I were the Losties, I wouldn't be calm,
To hear that Daniel wants to detonate the bomb,
The 815 plane crash Daniel wants to prevent,
Fugitive Kate might not want to avoid that event.
I'm getting tired of hearing this story's re-hashing,
How does he know for sure that Desmond did the crashing?
If he goes and blows up the Swan,
Five seasons of Lost will be gone!
I guess Penny's all right,
Though seeing Des shot gave her quite a fright,
Nothing quite as extreme as the scare,
She had when Ms. Hawking shows up with blue hair.
Oh please writers, will you stop?!
Now we're told Widmore is Daniel's pop?
That means that before Charles rode in on his horse,
He and Ellie engaged in some island intercourse!
Daniel waves his gun and is squawking,
That he wants to see the bomb and his mother Ms. Hawking,
It looks like Jeremy Davies is going to retire,
As he gets felled by his own mother's gunfire.