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Post by dharmashark on Sept 17, 2006 16:57:06 GMT -5
Hah! That's great Mithrandir  Another one: So I said to my wife with the wooden leg... "Peg?" |
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Post by Shinra on Sept 17, 2006 20:09:02 GMT -5
;D This is not really a joke but something that made me laugh out loud: ROFL if that's real, its the greatest story of the year |
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Post by 大杂烩 on Sept 17, 2006 22:12:20 GMT -5
lmao! thats great mith
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Post by sofila on Sept 29, 2006 22:37:23 GMT -5
what did the tabby cat say to the alien? tapioca! ;D i never really got it |
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Post by dharmashark on Sept 29, 2006 22:41:06 GMT -5
Holy crap, the tapioca joke! I love that one!
TAPIOCA! *runs in circles*
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Post by sofila on Sept 29, 2006 22:49:08 GMT -5
YEAH! wasnt that so funny! that lasted like a whole year!
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Post by dharmashark on Oct 10, 2006 22:32:06 GMT -5
From a Laffy Taffy wrapper... What's green and sings? Elvis Parsley What has ten letters and starts with gas? An automobile ;D *runs in circles* |
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Post by FrodoFreak87 on Oct 27, 2006 1:52:25 GMT -5
Haha I love the Boomarang joke (That one made me laugh out loud!) And the Gay article! And btw I think the "Political" joke needs to change a little, it should be Bush's clock. (I know I shouldn't go there.) Here are a couple of my favorite jokes, it takes a slightly dirty mind to get them (Slightly, they arn't THAT bad) #1 A Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel between his legs and the bar tender says
"whats with the steering wheel?"
And the Pirate says
"Arrrr, it's driving me nuts."
#2 (same type of joke) A man walks in to a psychiatrist's office, covered in plastic wrap. He says
"Docter, I think something is wrong with me!"
And the docter says
"I can clearly see you're (Or your, this is a spoken joke) nuts!"
Let me know if these are too risque, I'll take them off.
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Post by MiTHRANDiR on Oct 27, 2006 11:05:48 GMT -5
LOL! ;D Good ones FrodoFreak!  |
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Post by 大杂烩 on Oct 28, 2006 15:28:31 GMT -5
lol the pirate one really made me crack up
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Post by flawedprefect on Oct 29, 2006 22:19:08 GMT -5
Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. btw: Myth - GREAT story. I remember Ansett.... *sigh* those were the gays... I mean days. |
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Post by FrodoFreak87 on Oct 30, 2006 1:16:50 GMT -5
So is that story true??
When did that happen?
Man Flawedprefect, that IS a bad joke.
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Post by bungledin on Oct 30, 2006 16:27:39 GMT -5
Why did the monkey cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken..... I can't help it.... it really makes me laugh ;D  |
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Post by Shinra on Oct 30, 2006 18:06:58 GMT -5
lol that ones pretty good bungledin.
and that swing one's cold. reminds me of babyJokes
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Post by dharmashark on Oct 30, 2006 20:01:03 GMT -5
Speaking of cold baby jokes, I actually learned that one as "Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken", bungledin. I was like "Ick". But I guess it's more funny with a monkey. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide. |
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