Post by Wingless on Jan 24, 2006 5:07:06 GMT -5
OK, so I cracked the numbers finally! I'm now revealing the truth:
4- Is the hours of sleep I get nowadays since I spend my nights searching for answers to the Lost mysteries
8- Hours a day am I supposed to be working, instead of reading/thinking about Lost
15- Is the amount of hours I have to wait longer than the US people to see the newest Lost episode
16- Is the number of gray hairs and wrinkles I've gotten since I started watching Lost
23- Is my age
42- Is what appears to be my age because of the lack of sleep, gray hair and wrinkles.
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I also believe that The Lost crew is trying to take over the world.
To make sure that no one discovers this and stop their evil plans, they create this TV-show that the entire world is getting addicted to.
At the end they will have everyone brainwashed, sitting in front of their computer or TV's pressing buttons on their remote control/keyboard.
At this point they are free to do whatever they want since everyone is now complete lunatics who only care about pressing their buttons.
So far, I think the project has been a success...
4- Is the hours of sleep I get nowadays since I spend my nights searching for answers to the Lost mysteries
8- Hours a day am I supposed to be working, instead of reading/thinking about Lost
15- Is the amount of hours I have to wait longer than the US people to see the newest Lost episode
16- Is the number of gray hairs and wrinkles I've gotten since I started watching Lost
23- Is my age
42- Is what appears to be my age because of the lack of sleep, gray hair and wrinkles.
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I also believe that The Lost crew is trying to take over the world.
To make sure that no one discovers this and stop their evil plans, they create this TV-show that the entire world is getting addicted to.
At the end they will have everyone brainwashed, sitting in front of their computer or TV's pressing buttons on their remote control/keyboard.
At this point they are free to do whatever they want since everyone is now complete lunatics who only care about pressing their buttons.
So far, I think the project has been a success...
