Post by Zoso the Rock God on Jul 26, 2006 10:08:20 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]WARNING [/glow] if you are an emo don't read!!!
How to recover from being Emo
1) Burn all of your CDs, they suck.
2) Get rid of your plastic jewelry.
3) Get rid of your clothes.
4) Buy new clothes, two sizes bigger than your old clothes, and not all black. (FROM THE RIGHT SECTION! NOT CLOTHES DESIGNED FOR THE OPPOSITE SEX!)
5) Dye your hair back to its original color.
6) If you don't need glasses, stop wearing them. If you need glasses, get contacts.
7) Get rid of any hair gel, hairspray, or hair straightener that you have been using to hold your hair in your face.
8) Get some scar removal cream and put it on your wrists.
9) Stop talking to your other emo friends.
10) Tear down posters, peel off stickers, burn magazines, and give away anything else that reminds you of your old life.
11) Get rid of all of the crappy poems you wrote.
12) Make some new friends.
13) Stop crying so much.
14) Throw away your Converse All-Stars. You have at least five pairs, get rid of all of them.
15) Enjoy not being emo.
This is not my work.
How to recover from being Emo
1) Burn all of your CDs, they suck.
2) Get rid of your plastic jewelry.
3) Get rid of your clothes.
4) Buy new clothes, two sizes bigger than your old clothes, and not all black. (FROM THE RIGHT SECTION! NOT CLOTHES DESIGNED FOR THE OPPOSITE SEX!)
5) Dye your hair back to its original color.
6) If you don't need glasses, stop wearing them. If you need glasses, get contacts.
7) Get rid of any hair gel, hairspray, or hair straightener that you have been using to hold your hair in your face.
8) Get some scar removal cream and put it on your wrists.
9) Stop talking to your other emo friends.
10) Tear down posters, peel off stickers, burn magazines, and give away anything else that reminds you of your old life.
11) Get rid of all of the crappy poems you wrote.
12) Make some new friends.
13) Stop crying so much.
14) Throw away your Converse All-Stars. You have at least five pairs, get rid of all of them.
15) Enjoy not being emo.
This is not my work.
"Upon us all, a little rain must fall" - Led Zeppelin
