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Post by mattsipple2000 on May 1, 2006 18:32:50 GMT -5
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Post by Shinra on May 1, 2006 20:18:03 GMT -5
...wow.... i hate chuck norris. i was obsessed w/ him when i was little, and when i saw dodgeball on opening night i made up all these chuck norris facts (after the OLD SNL skit "bill brasky", which i had recently seen), and put them on my binder and profile. 2 years later, every1 is obsessed. that's why im an emo kid lol
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Post by sawyerslovemonkey on May 1, 2006 21:16:31 GMT -5
LOL! I thought your pic thingy was great! Oh Chuck Norris...
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Post by officialben on May 2, 2006 2:40:37 GMT -5
Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
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Post by mattsipple2000 on May 2, 2006 4:01:53 GMT -5
thats awsome.
My 13 year old brother made that for me.
I was like WOW.
Chuck Norris Has tears that cure cancer
Too Bad he never crys EVER!!
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Post by officialben on May 2, 2006 5:12:54 GMT -5
Chuck Norris' twin nieces went to my highschool and he attended one of the theater productions I was in.
...That's actually a real Chuck Norris fact.
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Post by mattsipple2000 on May 2, 2006 6:01:02 GMT -5
thats actualy so cool.
you gota be kindin
it cant be true
WOW
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Post by Shinra on May 2, 2006 19:27:08 GMT -5
oooo. yeah well some hobo walked into one of the theater productions i was in, and asked ppl for money in the middle of the play. OOOOH beat that
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Post by officialben on May 2, 2006 20:46:18 GMT -5
I can't beat that.
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Post by dharmashark on May 6, 2006 20:50:57 GMT -5
I can. ;D My first time in Beverly Hills, we stopped for frappucinos (okay, fine, they weren't frappucinos, they were ice blended coffee drinks, but anyways), and Daniel Dae Kim just, like, walked straight by. So we were all, "HOLY CRAP. That was him!" and we kind of stalked him for a block or so (heh. at one point he went into a store and waited for a few minutes and came out again. I think he was trying to throw us off.) ...and got his autograph. We were a bit short on paper, though... He signed the back of an unused check. ^^; tinyurl.com/duhyeIf you look closely at the "to", you can tell he ripped the paper a bit, and had to go over it. The pen didn't work at first. When my mom gave him another one, I was half-expecting it not to work either. And then he would be, like, "I'm sorry, I can't do this" and walk away. XD |
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Post by giovanniroberto on May 7, 2006 0:01:18 GMT -5
Oh yeah check this out! This is absolutely true. I used to take Tang So Do. <sp?> sorry but it has been a few years since I took it. Anyway we went to a Regional Tang So Do <sp?> group session type thing and the guy who trained Chuck Norris in Tang So Do (his first learned martial art I believe) ran the Session. He is a Grand Master in Tang So Do the highest ranking one in the US and even the world I think. Grand Master Kim I think. Anyway after the session since my Teacher was good friends with him and was trained by him we went out to eat afterwards to this seafood restaurant. Grand Master Kim didn't finish all of his Hush Puppies so he asked if anyone wanted the last one and I said yes and he gave it to me and I ate it. Oh yeah he also had me do a form for him with like 3 or 4 other people in front of him and he was giving us pointers.
And check this out. His index finger on his right hand I think was like totally crooked. This was the story my teacher told me. In a demonstrtion the Grand Master was to break like 5 or 6 cynder blocks with an open hand straight down on his fingers. Well guess what he didnt break his finger on the blocks, he broke it on the concrete floor AFTER breaking all the blocks. Beat that! I know the guy who TAUGHT Chuck Norris Martial Arts!!!
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Post by dharmashark on May 7, 2006 0:17:16 GMT -5
Um...
Well, uh...
... Well, I had a former power ranger for a substitute teacher.
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Post by officialben on May 7, 2006 11:04:31 GMT -5
I am a current Power Ranger.
I win.
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Post by shakezula on May 7, 2006 12:53:10 GMT -5
My friend's mom dated chuck norris in high school (I'm not kidding, she really did).
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Post by officialben on May 7, 2006 13:22:46 GMT -5
Is your friend's mom a Power Ranger, too? Does she steal EVERYONE'S THUNDER?!?!?
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