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Post by the forgotten ding on Aug 29, 2007 8:29:42 GMT -5
I was a group of one who came up waiting for the panel to begin.
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Post by Yasmin on Aug 29, 2007 9:27:54 GMT -5
OMG. That was so funny. Can't wait to read more.
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Post by Colleen on Aug 29, 2007 9:36:33 GMT -5
I was a group of one who came up waiting for the panel to begin. Was I around? I was in the seats the whole time, so I guess I must've been right there, but I wasn't really paying attention to people who came up to them at all... |
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Post by the forgotten ding on Aug 29, 2007 16:56:53 GMT -5
Ya you probably didn't even see me. There's always next year! ;D
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Post by the forgotten ding on Aug 29, 2007 23:17:47 GMT -5
I plan to have a new episode every 2-3 days.
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Post by the forgotten ding on Sept 16, 2007 0:27:10 GMT -5
[flashback]Jack awoke and heard chaos and screaming all around him. He looked down and saw his hat on his foot. He picked it up and put it on his head. Then he walked away.[/flashback]
Jack, Jay and Cliff were walking through the jungle. Then it began to rain.
"Ah! I'm all wet!" Jay whined.
"Yeah, that's usually what rain will do to you."
"Jack, shut up! You can't keep making fun of me forever."
"Hey!" Jack stopped and pointed a finger in Jay's face. "Don't tell me what I can't do!"
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Post by the forgotten ding on Sept 16, 2007 0:37:59 GMT -5
[flashback] Jack eagerly waited by the phone.
It rang and he answered. "Hello."
"Would you like to subscribe to a new n' improved way of watching television?"
"Right now's not a good time. Why don't you give your house number and I'll call you back later."
"Um, we're not allowed to do that."
"Oh you don't like it when people call you at your home? Well now you know how I feel." Then he hung up.
The phone rang again.
"Hello...Yeah, I'm ready...Australia?...I'll be there."[/flashback]
"So Jack," Cliff said
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Post by the forgotten ding on Sept 16, 2007 0:48:00 GMT -5
while they roamed the jungle. "Where were you before you found us?"
"Just exploring.You know, finding hatches that I'll probably never tell anyone else about. What about you guys?"
"I've been getting all the ladies and Jay's just been stalking this pregnant girl."
"Have not!" Jay said.
"Then why did you steal pens from Boone just so you can write Claire Bear all over your arm."
"Don't judge me."
Suddenly they heard a movement in the trees. Then Jay heard something growling and he screamed. Suddenly the
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Post by the forgotten ding on Sept 16, 2007 0:49:36 GMT -5
evil dog Vincent came out and chased them. They all ran as fast as they could, screaming. Jay tripped and Vincent grabbed his leg and began pulling him. "Help me Jack!" he screamed in a high pitched voice. "You can't just leave me!"
"Don't tell me what I can't do!" Jack said and ran.
"AH!"
[flashback] Jack sat in somebody's office in Australia, wearing his Chargers hat.
"I'm sorry but I don't think you can donate to our foundation."
"What?" Jack said. "Why?"
"You refused to tell us about your condition."
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Post by the forgotten ding on Sept 16, 2007 0:49:57 GMT -5
"I've lived with it for years and it's never stopped me from doing anything!"
"I'm sorry but you cant donate any hair."
Jack stood up and threw down his hat revealing that he was bald! "Don't tell me what I can't do! I got hair everywhere else on my body!"
"I'm sorry, but you can't." He walked away.
"DON'T TELL ME WHAT I CAN'T DO! DON'T TELL ME WHAT I CAN'T DO!!!"
Jack awoke and took his hat off his foot. As he put it back on, he felt a full head of hair. Jack smiled. [/flashback]
NOT FOUND...
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Post by the forgotten ding on Sept 16, 2007 0:52:44 GMT -5
Now we will wonder how Jack became bald. One day it will be revealed. And it's not old age. Next ep.: Jay centric
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Post by Danielle on Sept 16, 2007 9:19:51 GMT -5
ding - I find your story very interesting, but is there a way that you could post all three episodes in one post, or can someone help you find a place to host it on the internet? It would be so much easier to read that way!
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Post by the forgotten ding on Sept 16, 2007 11:51:15 GMT -5
Maybe I should just give someone my password and they can do some copy +paste and post it as me.
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Post by Danielle on Sept 16, 2007 12:23:07 GMT -5
Maybe I should just give someone my password and they can do some copy +paste and post it as me. I dont think sharing your password is a good idea. How about I help you? Give me a couple minutes... |
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Post by Danielle on Sept 16, 2007 13:14:54 GMT -5
www.geocities.com/gigglesgirl326/NotFound/index.htmlIf you go there, you can read dings story! I would like to suggest to ding that you PM me the entire next episode and I will post it on that little 'site' for you and then everyone can read it easily! Hope you all enjoy it! I just added a counter ding, so you can see how many people have gone to read your story. I'm sure I will screw it up because I had to check to see if it showed up, so the first two hits on the page were me. I thought it would be a nice feature for you.
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