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Post by the forgotten ding on Aug 27, 2007 1:09:06 GMT -5
This will be a series about Jay, Jack, and Cliff crashing on the island w/ everyone in 2004. So it's like Lost was never a tv show and Jay and Jack don't do a podcast about it. They just crash w/ Jack, Kate, etc. It'll be like if Jay and Jack were characters on the show. You'll understand once I post the 1st ep. But I'm on a PSP and can't copy+paste so it'll be seperated into parts.
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Post by the forgotten ding on Aug 27, 2007 1:53:27 GMT -5
Jay's eyes sprung open. He looked at the hotel alarm clock and realized he forgot to set it. "We're gonna be late!" Jay yelled as he jumped out of bed. He took off his Denver the Last Dinasour pajamas and threw on some clothes. He ran into the other room and saw Jack and Cliff dressed, holding luggage. "What the? Why didn't you guys wake me up?"
"You didn't ask us to," Jack said.
"You suck!" Jay got ready and they ran out of the hotel and to Jay's car.
Jack stepped into the car. "Aw, what's that horrible
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Post by the forgotten ding on Aug 27, 2007 1:59:56 GMT -5
smell?"
"Shut up Jack!"
How about you put on some music," Cliff said.
"OK." Jay put on Queens of the Stone Age.
"Oh man, this is stoner music!" Jack exclaimed.
"Shut up!" Jay cried. "That's not true!"
"Yeah it is."
"No it's not!" He put his head on the steering wheel and sobbed.
"Hey, look at the road!" Cliff yelled.
"It's not stoner music," Jay said as he wiped his eyes and kept driving to the airport.
On the plane Cliff listened to his Jamcast. "Hey Jack, have you ever tasted strawberry jam?"
"Yeah."
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Post by the forgotten ding on Aug 27, 2007 2:01:47 GMT -5
"Oh, well I got a whole episode of my jamcast coming up next week dedicated to strawberry jam."
"You know you're a real nerd if you make a podcast, right?"
"Yes I do Jack."
A stewardess came with a cart. "Can I get you something to drink?"
"I'll take a Sprite," Cliff said and he got it.
"Cactus Cooler," Jay said and got it.
"Coke," Jack said.
"Diet Coke?"
"Coke."
"Come again," she said trying to hear him.
"Forget it, I'll just take water."
"OK, here's your diet water," she said and walked away.
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Post by the forgotten ding on Aug 27, 2007 2:03:58 GMT -5
Jack sighed and threw the cup in the air behind him. He landed on Bernard's shirt. "AH! I got diet water all over my shirt. Let me go clean myself up." Bernard ran to the bathroom.
Suddenly the plane began to shake.
"Woah," Jay said.
"The pilot must be on his cell phone," Jack said.
The plane shook even more and oxygen masks dropped down. Then they passed out.
To be continued...
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Post by the forgotten ding on Aug 27, 2007 2:07:42 GMT -5
PLEASE COMMENT!  |
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Post by jaysrealdad on Aug 27, 2007 16:49:10 GMT -5
that was very funny
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Post by addicted2lost815 on Aug 28, 2007 0:15:44 GMT -5
LOL - that's great  |
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Post by the forgotten ding on Aug 28, 2007 0:18:48 GMT -5
Thank you, you two.
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Post by Colleen on Aug 28, 2007 10:30:40 GMT -5
hehe, cant wait to see where this is heading! +11
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Post by Danielle on Aug 28, 2007 18:37:16 GMT -5
I think I just died laughing, THAT WAS GREAT. Can't wait for more!!!
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Post by the forgotten ding on Aug 28, 2007 19:24:43 GMT -5
Good thing you're still alive, Danielle! ;D #2 might be up tonight.
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Post by Amanda on Aug 28, 2007 23:05:51 GMT -5
"the pilot must be on his cell phone" lol haha i loved it . |
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Post by the forgotten ding on Aug 29, 2007 0:18:12 GMT -5
Cliff's eyes opened and he found himself lying in a bush. He looked to the side. He stood up and looked around.
[flashback]
Cliff and Jay were talking at Cliff's house.
"So you're telling me that I can make my own blackberry jam?" Jay said in shock.
"Yup."
"Wow. Thanks for telling me."
"Well I know how cheap you are."
Cliff pressed play on his message machine. "Message 1. Oh my gosh Cliff I love you! Message 2. Cliff, you're amazing. Message 3. Cliff you are truly hot. (colleen blog reference) Thanks for
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Post by the forgotten ding on Aug 29, 2007 0:26:35 GMT -5
(READ THIS LAST, I MESSED UP!)
[flashback]
Cliff answered his cell phone. "Talk to me."
"It's Jay."
"Hey, what's go--"
"Jack needs our help."
"Where?"
"He's in Australia."
[/flashback]
"Hey," Jay said. " Have you seen Jack?"
"No," Cliff said.
Suddenly, out of the jungle Jack walked out with a full head of hair.
Jay and Cliff gasped and thier jaws dropped.
"What?"
NOT FOUND...
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