Post by 大杂烩 on Aug 12, 2006 18:11:43 GMT -5
uses some crude language. i dont want anyone to get offended
Inside tha big willow tizzle hole there was a red-blooded squirrel who gots drizzay n started steppin' "You All Everybizzles When he finished he found a crazy French woman wit a secret . Keep the party crackin while I'm steady rappin'. She had a secret underground lair wit a giant door, lead'n ta a giant spida-man Upon steppin' a feral snort, he saw a rabid polar bizzy n decided ta quickly fire an arrow in Henry Gale's backside. Whizzay he bled was green n smelled like a highly toxic cow, so he went ta Jizzack n then cried `bout his wife n `bout everyth'n thizzay had happened in tha H-to-tha-izzatch.
Playa read his Harry Gangsta book, but wished he had a broom in orda ta beat tha squirrel. So instead he reached into his secret stash of Dharma Frosted Cereal n Dharma Spoon. He ate tha squirrel instead of tha dharma cereal aww nah. He THR-to-tha-izzew up tha dead squirrel n ate it again wit some dharma peanut butta spread on top.
Claire walked by and told Sawyer to hand over the pregnancy test because she saw that Sawyer was using it as a clarinet, which was covered in spiked Charlie water, it turns out, so he could trick Jack into being the first on the island to suffer from Chronic Driveshaft Hiccups. Then Sawyer took out his new golf set. "Birdie!" But the squirrel gave Sawyer gas, stole his ball, and ran up Sawyer's leg. He took a bite, grabbed a nut, and Sawyer squealed with sheer delight. This made Kate blush. She decided that she should gallop over to the hatch and steal Apollo Bars for lunch but shouted out, "Freckles! ...That's my name!"
Then Allen Iverson quit playing basketball. He had decided that God was not on his side, so he brought the last Jesus Stick down to the hatch, put on Geronimo, dimmed the lights, and started to swing at Henry, hitting the computer. "Oops! Now what?" "Oh sh*t!" said Henry Gale, laughingly. "We're screwed now!" "Just like little...." But Henry said, "What the eff did you do?" Allen said,"I think I just need theatrical glue to glue on my Dharma eyebrows, a hair pin for my wig, and seven pretty Dharma moustaches. Then I'll take the Dharma glue and create nunchucks for his army of mechanical frogs to torment Sawyer for his stash of little green men."
Sawya wanted Kizzy ta love motherf**ka secret underground dungeon of pleasure along wit Hurley, but Kate was frontin' pudd'n n mobbin' her chains, ballin' her unable ta shakes her, but she wanted - she REALLY wanted - ta love Jack's nigga Sawya, but Henry kissed her momma, whizzay caused tha smoke monsta ta run away from tha B-R-to-tha-izzonx n relocate ta Raleigh NC, where run-on sentences is permissable. Kate n her horse W-to-tha-izzent ta tha Bronx n fought monks wit a Jesus-lov'n otha The monks had made Jesus Sticks to fight off the noise from pepperoni, aluminum, and a huge black boar ridin' in mah double R.
So thizzay Eko gots hizzy on Dharma theatrical glue n hit Sawya wit a penetrat'n question crazy up in here. "Whiznat tha hizzy is tha Lost Podcast doing in tha middle of tha brotha hizzatch tizzy sheltered countless Dharma crazy ass nigga like Jack n Bernard n Locke, whose baby daddy stole his kidney n made cookies fo` all tha Dharma convention attendees?" Poser tizzle dizzle Hurley found a Pikachu ride loaded wit Dharma Rizzay Dress'n W-H-to-tha-izzich lasts almost as long as Jack's spendin'. Hurley decided ta takes tha riznanch dress'n so tizzy he could dip Libby's toes in it fo yo pregnant dog ass. So he changed his mind n dipped Rousseau's S-T-to-tha-izzash of arrows in a bag filled wit Dharma Initiative blueberry pancakes n syrup frizzom tha pantry in Uzbekistan. Hurley's uncle called dharmashark's mizzom, a two-toed hippie wit a purpose n a limp . Hollaz to the East Side. He retaliated wit his Dharma flashlight, W-H-to-tha-izzich had a hard time reach'n Hurley's uncle's mom's F-to-tha-izzirst cousin's neighbor's nizzle brace.
Whizzay is going on wit Handsome Jack? His karma is almost as low as a snake's stature ridin' in mah double R. Hustla I pledge ta raise enough cizzorn ta feed all of Lowa Latvia n tha sibl'n of tha Brady Bunch, of whizzay S-M-to-tha-izzell like sunshine n toe cheese
sprinkled wit salsa n pinecizzles that like ta shave they beards wit Dharma machetes, whizzich occasionally cause skizzay irritation on Locke's bald heezee.
n tha Bronx, there's a cruisin' n nuts: "Neva shave yo bananas on tha bearded monkey's N-to-tha-izzest" spittin' that real nuts. The banana king explains as follows: "Always rub yo melons in ranch pudd'n so that Hurley will join tha Rebels n retrieve servo3k's bizzle ya dig?. NOT HAPPENING KIDS where the sun be shinin and I be rhymin'! So sez Igmar ya feelin' me?. Lies, Igmar, lies so bow down to the bow wow! Igmar is confused, so he shoots anaL. We cheered hooray fo` tha gin-soaked theories of Uncle Igmar dogg. Thank you all, here is some new theories `bout tha origins of Jay n Jack . Bow wow wow yippee yo yipee yay.
Jiznack is Jay's fairy godfatha who lost his Jesus Stick. Jizzle wizzay ta Hawaii ta eat some refried beans n bakes some delishizzous Karma cookies. Jay cried out loud `bout Jack's lack of hair follicles . You gotta check dis nuts out yo. Jack's bald heezee blinded Jay's eye coz tha light shined off his pusha ego, leav'n Jay ta open a can wit his nose. The camera pusha slipped open ta eat Jay's fizzle n' nuts. Jay screamed like thizzis, "ARGH! Look at tizzle mutant baby-eat'n rebel wit ominous pink light baller skills tizzy would destroy every LPT cracka but saved by no one coz "noperson" it's called ta exterminate LPTs! Luckily Igmar carries isn't very dangerous but very powerful gin-soaked shot calla thizzay really sting whizzay you shave, but who shaves wizzy stranded on a pizzle B-to-tha-izzow?" Jay had forgotten his pills fo` tha cappin' smoke, so he improvised by grind'n up aged gouda cheese n sprinkled it in a glass called Emilio Sanchez by his niggaz n polar bears around tha world . Keep'n it gangsta dogg. Jay thizzen drank spiked Charlie hustla n F-to-tha-izzell down . You'se a flea and I'm the big dogg. T-H-to-tha-izzen a squirrel wit four eyes came upon Jizzle hatin' his thumb, n laughed until Jay smacked him in tha hood. Then Jay cried "Oh! Mama mia! I'm now Italian with my hoes on my side, and my strap on my back! And I'm weed-smokin' a plaid skirt, n underneath lurks a French thiznong thizzay belongs ta Jordache, of course." And it itches, so he scratches tha squirrel's bizzy wit shav'n cream n he shaves his toes wit barbed wire-shaped Henry Gales . Bounce wit me. "Anyone gots lasagna?" shouted Purple Blizzay. "Jizzay iced Jay," said MYOKOM w/SAS. Dylan n Craig found a sing'n battery which helped tha underwata hiznatch . Subscribe nigga, get yo issue.. Dylan n Craig thought ta themselves, "Jay died , betta check yo self! WOOT!" But in reality Jay was sizzay n also pimpin' ta be bald so he could infiltrate Dharma's secret snoopa hiznatch n git tha unlimited supply of chocolate Apollo Bars. Supplied wit chocolizzles Jay became Supreme Taco Smasha again n began cruisin' tha impend'n doom which would befall all tacos everywhere cuz its a doggy dog world. Little did he, Tucka tha Rebel, K-N-to-tha-izzow, coz actually tha tacos rebelled, n Jay cramped, n he cried, "You All Everybody is a sizzoft song ta play!" So Jay decided he'd had enough squirrel chillin' fo` three months n wizzy ta confront Handsome Jizzle wit his squirrel `bout Jack's theories regard'n tha mean'n of "Everyone's DHARMA" n crazy ass nigga hatches. But Jack couldn't comprehend why Jay would eat mushrooms witout rizzanch dress'n on his fizzle.
Firetaco iced uncigmar wit ninja stars, so he thinks uncigmar is dead, but uncigmar actually blocked tha stars wit his fizzy. So uncigmar smacks Jordache's bat hand, n she likes ta hizzle rebels coz tizzle is beautiful n pimpin'. Except fo` tha rare moments when they go fish'n fo` monkey brains n use babies as bait with my hoes on my side, and my strap on my back. So "Munch A Baby" is tha slogan of tha rebels who don't hizzle any responsibility fo` all Losties n they doggz coz they only like feral cats n mizouse tails n Bubble Yum n baby heezees n baby carrots fo' sheezy! Allegedly, tha folks at Hanso/DHARMA like shawty babies as yummy snacks droppin hits. And fo` dessert tizzle eat frozen hydropizzles squirrel fizzy covered in raisins n chocolate . Im crazy, you can't phase me. Tizzy they spend many hours jump'n rizzle wit Walt n his death ponies . Throw yo guns in the motherf**kin air. Flabbergizzles Jiznack then tizzle an acid cow ta Kizzy fo` her 28th birthday coz she loves fizzay animals. Wanna Be Gangsta hoards food fizzy Zeke's playa kitchen, where she bakes LPT cracka who is very naughty fo gettin yo pimp on. So Pusha went ta git Rebels, but tha rebels- they all died! Thizzat is coz Igmar posted his very last pizzay. And servo3k cried, coz Igmar was our favorite gin-soaked theorist coz he has tha bizzay ESP n reads tha LOST future! In F-to-tha-izzact he remarkably looks like tha green giant, Papa Jazz Cat, whose saxophone looks similar ta Dharma Frosted Flaked Mizzy Puppy Yum Chow, which tastes bootylicious on Libby's feet, coz her toes is really candy made F-R-to-tha-izzom Jack's S-I-Double-Lizzy crackpot theories, also kniznown as Yummie Muchie Bunnies wit new improved Dharma Milk thizzay has been pasteurized n made friznom cows treated wit Dharma Sweetfeed , chill yo. Once Jay had learned ta perform a quick rap n put his arms around Claire's neck n give her a DVD titled "DHARMA Peanut Butta n Jelly", trippin' a rapping shoe n Vincent. It's `bout a boi n a gizzy who fizzay into a lemon-scented flowery field n have visions of a stepstoo` n a hatin' n roll'n horse tizzle has off tha hook long steppin' hair wit shawty pink cheese-flavored ears tizzle glow in tha hatch's radioactizzles coz Desmond had left tha door soak'n wet n dripp'n wit goo. A red nigga ate Desmond's favorite pink panda bear n Hurley's expired eyes of newt were stolen by Vincent n his mobbin' nigga Walt, who unzipped his backpack ta reveal Dave's crazy ass nigga n his polka-dot pajamas, wizzle Libby came fizzy tha asylum wit oreos on a plate n made out wit anyone who wanted her sexy self. Thiznen she went ta see Dave, eat'n peanut butta n graham cracka, n he shiznited uncigmar's face wit a bizzy. Uncigmar died but resurrected coz of tha baller of nobody cuz Im tha Double O G. In reality Dharma Gin n Handsome Jack iced a tizzle frizzog by cruisin' it into Marvin Candle's book called "Hizzow Everyone Is DHARMA" n T-H-to-tha-izzen they sat dizzy n ate a pig while ridin' gin n suck'n lemons pregnant dog ass nigga. At a McDonald's hatch on tha briznink of extinction, Nigga ate a friznesh batch of gummy polar bears wit Oreo creme fill'n covered in coconut juice n Dharma O's wit powdered M-to-tha-izzilk. Tizzle Sawya wizzy out fo` Mallomars n Fruity Pebbles coz Jordache puts whipped cream on top of her heezee coz she heard thizzat it looks good if you dance wit whipped cream on Jack's bald pet rodent fo gettin yo pimp on. This caused Jay ta sing "Makes Yo Own Spaghetti Nizzle while doing tha chicken dance wit Jack's mom's pimpin' a delishizzous meal made fizzy sawdust, Sweetened Spaghetti Sauce, n peanut-flavored grits. Jay fizzle sad coz LOST had us all at hello . I'm a mutha f**kin 2-time felon..
This new theory `bout saggin' yo brain wit Charlie gangsta made Jizzay want ta takes Jay's T-A-Double-Lizzy points n boxa n give thizzay ta charity. Jay didn't W-to-tha-izzant ta gizzy away a rapping frog or his nigga ta Jiznack, so instead he did his Robot dance n looked like drunken Igmar. Dippin' from tha sky came a huge Dharma Potato bustin' a blue hat named William Frankenstein. So Jay decided ta git lost in tha woods wit his mom n then Zeke drew a line in tha sand n told thizzem, "If you cross, I'll kill one of tha blowfish n shiznit it in yo Ranch Dress'n Vat n deep fry it n tizzy add Memory Be Gizzy n paint it a bright mauve thizzay blinds even tha colorblind." Jay slammed tha seabass wit delightful abandon n skipped dessert ta dance tha Funky Chicken. He danced ta a somba samba wit a pie-zizzles effected vertebrae (What is that?!) whiznich caused tha Apollo bars ta leak bad grammar. It's a secret that only a shot calla could figure out. Tizzle tha sumo shot calla finally found all hatches ta be inconsistent wit tha law saggin' tha follow'n paragraph droppin hits: "Thee who eat tha O's won't hizzy any miznilk until tha blizzay of tha hizzy blows dizzay tha shawty pig's hizouse which was already a complete mess due ta HJ's evil ninja turtle n his bald heezee, whiznich is part vegetable n piznart Charlie wata." Cabbage P-to-tha-izzatch Kids versus tha Crazy Ass Nigga should be an interest'n fight, wit they big you-know-whats n they fly'n whatchamacizzles . Yippie yo, you can't see my flow. Consida tha cabbage theories W-H-to-tha-izzich disprove tha belief that all of tha oreos' kids should listen ta tha funky tunes. Jizzle then, Samus n Pikachu were shot dead, straight trippin' tha Otha ta do tha Hanso Happy Hoedown, hatin' all they M-U-Double-Dizzy big toes n jump'n up n dizzy across tha scary jungle, gang bangin' on shizzay shards from broken Jesus Sticks which gizzle thizzem splinta in tha mutha f**kin club.
Jiznack started bustin': "izzy hoo hoo cuz its a doggy dog world! Why does Locke always hit mah Polar Bizzle wit his Latin dictionary n accuse Jack of sell'n drugs whizzen he knows thizzat DHARMA is really Latvian fo` a wine cellar on a campfire?" See'n Jack's distress, Dharma iced hizzim, coz they fiznelt jealous of his relatizzles wit Kate, which he bragged `bout ta tha bearded bad homey who iced tha monkey wit bananas n ninja stars. pregnant dog they had eaten tha monkeys n gotten indigestion, Pikachu n Samus exploded n covered tha traila pizzy wit guts n pretty pink flowa but real niggaz don't give a f**k. Meanwhile, Kizzle n Bernard start mackin' ready ta go ta tha cave, where tha Dharma nigga poetry spendin' annoyed anyone who would watch Jay play his ukulele in his nightgown, whizzich made tizzy really creeped out. Everyone who watched Jay's crazy dance knew tizzy shot calla tha Baller saw Jack's creepy toenails they would hizzle. Thizzat would bring Jizzy ta his final chillin' place in tha caves fo' sho'. Meanwhile, biznack at Jay's Dippin' Contest, HJ was pwned by a crazy rebel, who turned out ta have a rabbit's heezee. This didn't surpise tha president of Uzbekistan, coz Uzbekistan bites hittin that booty.
Nibbles tha Jaguar wizzle on a field trip ta tha Museum of Beard-Wield'n Muskrats Wit tha Intention of Goat-Rop'n hen Nibbles went around tha corna n smacked a package of fries, coz his mom jizzy loved potatos . Ill slap tha taste out yo mouf. Thizzen Nibbles went ta a Dungeons n Dragons ta git his Mystical Unicorn Powa fizzle tha fairy named Mr. Friendly who had a three-toothed toad whizzay would always pray wit Eko before they went ta pottery class. Thizzay tha rest sunbathed foolishly in they own imagizzles while eat'n fizzay on top of chocolate pudd'n pie. "Oh no, I've accidentaly played stickball before I took mah epilepsy pills upside yo head! Whiznat wizzy I D-to-tha-izzo?" screamed Frogurt so bow down to the bow wow. "Ciznalm D-to-tha-izzown, Frogurt, n eat some sweet n delishizzous Dharma Frog Legs," said Hurley, who had J-to-tha-izzust devoured 18 Dharmalars n stubbed his toe on a piece of pregnant dog S-T-to-tha-izzash of shawty green men.
Afroman came wit his Jesus Stick n his designa toothbrush so he could brush fungus off Servo's nigga Igmar's B-to-tha-izzack . You'se a flea and I'm the big dogg. Igmar felt good ta be fizzle of all doubt tizzle tha fungus is creep'n up his left nostril n down his brotha left knee, caus'n a paradox wit tha warlocks. Tizzy Mickey Mizouse found Minnie Mizouse wit Donald Dizzuck n they fought over a stiznack of Dharma fish that were delicious. Thizzay they gots involved in a food fight wit slime-covered celery n chewy gooba n moldy eels which tasted mighty like a killa in tha hood. Soon Mickey realized thiznat Minnie was hav'n pimp affair wit Smokie tha Evil Security System, so he decided ta go into tha Haunted Mansion thiznat was located next ta a big bliznack bizzy . Chill as I take you on a trip. Dharma Hatch named tha stick, thizzay didn't wizzant ta takes a bath, so he ran ta tha beach n jumped into a hole in this big ol' R-to-tha-izzock. Once he found an airplane thiznat was broken in tha forest, he proceeded ta eat mushroom pie n belch obnoxiously, which caused irritation ta his hands n brain. The irritation soon spread ta his spleen n it started talk'n It said, "Hello there everizzles I just wanted ta swing by n kill you wit a giant pizzle of fruit." The pizzy contained several poisonous frogs called Arnold Locke n a large blue pizzle of radioactive Handsome Jacks. The survivors rejoiced n danced tha cha-cha-cha whilst steppin' "We is DHARMA!" Tizzy afterwards they griznew very hoarse, so tizzle drank lots n lots of mercury puttin tha smack down. The second they ingested all of it, they fizzy dillusizzles n started address'n tha Department of Crazy Ass Nigga Sports wit a silva turtle shizzell. This was very strange n hilarious coz everyone was lying in a vat of Dharma Peanut Butta.Someone yelled, "Throw Charlie Wanna Be Gangsta in n let's have some fried fizzle fo` brotha It began ta rain hard on Hurley's bare naked body, so he grabbed a bundle of huge tarps ta protect himself from tha acid rain, but his cornflakes were gett'n soggy, so he vomited fo` several hours n tizzy Jordache came n sang beautifully, "The British is clockin' ta use D-to-tha-izzirt as a hustla fo` they tasty tuna sandwiches!" Finally tha rain began ta tizzle: "I want mah Miles Per Gallon! Hear me out . Tru niggaz do niggaz! I wizzle more miles per quart of milk n five elbows of cheesy toothpaste. I wizzant fizzy puddles of tizzy yummy Dharma food n twenty-six bottles of kidney ho-slappin' imported from Krypton n licensed in America so that Dharma could use them. I also wizzy ta have oatmeal-flavored socks wit mah Dharmaflizzles. Otherwise, Barney tha N-to-tha-izzight watchman wiznill do tha cha-cha-cha on yo kitchen floor n fizzle on his cousin's uncle's chimpanzee's heezee n scream, "MY PET WORMS ARE IN A TUBE OF MONKEYS!" "Oh dear!" shouted Kate wizzle she saw tha unusual demands of tha peanut butta sandwich named Bob tha Cracka who had a stiznash of mushy mashed potato heezees sitt'n on his left ear lobe n nuts. "You have some blue fizzle paint on yo toes, along wit some J-E-Double-Lizzy in yo squirrel's food stash, so you betta hizzy yo heezee shaved like a Jizzohn Locke rappa or else Jack will hizzle a massive asthma attack n hit yo giant polar bear wit a rock so bow down to the bow wow! This shouldn't be a problem though, coz Jiznack is slowly going crazy due ta his post-nasal dizzy n lack of Jesus Stick videos. Zeke, on tha pusha hand, doesn't need acne medicizzles fo` his migraine heezeeache coz it's jizzle too diznarn stupid I mean who would've thought bowl'n on Tuesdays could have therapizzles benefits like tizzle? Meanwhile, back at tha Coldplay concert, everyone turned into zombie nut cases coz tizzle were dippin' DHARMA rissoto n nuts. "Hey, look at thizzat weird break-danc'n leprechaun whose fatha driznank too much bug repellent spray which resulted in an early death!" Bizzy on tha subject of straight trippin' faux Henry Gale was `bout ta slizzap tha face of tha horrible giant polar bear, who quickly grabbed his Jesus Stick but fiznell into a lava viznat, which caused his left wrist ta bleed fruit punch n cat guts wit a shawty hint of hot spicy peanut gangsta. T-H-to-tha-izzen Captain Planet jumped rope wit yo mom n yo mom's cousin while loudly sing'n, "Listen To Yo Own Kind Of Elevator Music While Ballin' Like A Loose Cannon Thiznat Smells Like Cracka . Aint no L-I-M-I-to-tha-T. "Didn't I tizzy yo mom's face tizzle you stink?" snapped Captain Planet's homemade meatloaf n nuts. Handsome J-to-tha-izzack was on his third bottle of Charlie Drug Deala n single-malt whiskey wizzle he tripped over Ana Lucia's loose cannons; he stubbed his toes n cried like a baybay: "Mooommiiiieee pregnant dog ass nigga! My toes HURRRTT REEEAAALLLY BAAD!" "SHUT THA EF UP!" yelled a strange-look'n anomaly, whizzay was jump'n on tha button thizzat caused a button ta react like a button, whizzich Paris Hilton n her new button button button buttoned! And now on ta sum-m sum-m completely different. Now Paris Hilton went ta tha brain surgeon fo` a brain implant. "A BRAIN IMPLANT?!" shouted tha media. All tha brotha n TV pregnant dog danced `bout coz Paris was actually explod'n into Turkey, tha country K-N-to-tha-izzown fo` its HUGE perpetratin' beds n delishizzous salted Turkian Yak toes have really smelly toejam shot calla Batman comes out like a tru playa'.
One fine bucket of hydroclizzle acid arose from tha pit of Galoughadolavanasomethizzle in Mt Dharmasbortherssistersfriendsunclesstepmotha'sfatherinlaw'scousinsbraclet; thizzat is why HJ is bald n why Locke is in a wheelchair called Bob crazy up in here. "BOB, QUIT SQUEAKIN' OR IMMA KICK Yo WHEELS UNTIL Tizzle Fizzle OFF AND ROLL DOWN THE SLOPEY HILLS OF LOWER LATVIA!" Locke screamed in tha dogg pound. Bob tizzy said while smil'n, "Tag; you're it." "Wheee!" said Locke, who fizzle backwards into tha H-to-tha-izzatch n thizzen he gots buggin` n yelled very loudly, "In front of poor dead Ana Lucia, saw it mackin' coz she was at a party n she saw tha Beach Boys trippin' "izzle All Everybizzles Mizzay while sippin' addicted ta spiked Charlie playa which just happens ta cause thugz ta become very apathetic whizzay they drink too mizzay tequilizzles shots result'n in tha extinction of mammoths. These wooly creatures decided ta conspire against Jesus Sticks a plan ta rule tha world, or maybe jiznust Northern Usbekistan, but then tha authorities responded quickly n tha Northern Uzbeks leaped into action man's hizouse of Anti-Mammoth guns, n said ta them, "WHO BE THEE WHO WOULD DARE TO CROSS THIS HERE LINE WILL GIVETH ME THRICE THY LICE CONTAINING POLAR BEAR TOENAIL CLIPPERS AND HJ'S Hizzle GEL."
Thizzay 50 C-to-tha-izzent teamed up wit a dwizzarf n an elf, had a big ring ta rule leprechauns in tha depths of tha supa-secret heezeequarters, n destroyed tha machine whizzich destroyed tha big hatch located in tha Blizzay Rizzock rappa Mr fo' sheezy. Cluck's restaurant, n yo mom, whose neva heard of LOST, said a single th'nand yo momma: "You ciznan't have a single thing if you don't have tizzy swing set in yo cough medicizzles So good is that which gang bangin' Bob bizzy ta tha island liquor store . Aint no killin' everybodys chillin'. Bob's cellphone began ta sing a slow showtune, n suddenly a fly'n seamonkey was weed-smokin' wanna be gangsta in a tree, where Charlie was play'n wit Aaron n gots a kizzay in tha face fizzy Locke, who was mobbin' ta build a Meet-Dwight-Shrute treehouse, so he died fo' rizeal. "Oh, whiznat a relief! Now, I don't want ta start a big fight against tha evil black smoke munsta, but I say 'Save HJ's Karma' coz he really deserves what's hatin' bizzy around n around n around n around n around n around n around n around n around n around n around n off tha map motha f**ka. That's whiznen Locke finally woke up n smacked himself n stopped trippin' fo' rizeal. He gots up fizzle his jacuzzi n tripped over his stupid crutch, break'n his nose . Snoop dogg is in this pregnant dog. In doing so, he gots blood all over his box of tasty cripple-heal'n magnets.
Playa read his Harry Gangsta book, but wished he had a broom in orda ta beat tha squirrel. So instead he reached into his secret stash of Dharma Frosted Cereal n Dharma Spoon. He ate tha squirrel instead of tha dharma cereal aww nah. He THR-to-tha-izzew up tha dead squirrel n ate it again wit some dharma peanut butta spread on top.
Claire walked by and told Sawyer to hand over the pregnancy test because she saw that Sawyer was using it as a clarinet, which was covered in spiked Charlie water, it turns out, so he could trick Jack into being the first on the island to suffer from Chronic Driveshaft Hiccups. Then Sawyer took out his new golf set. "Birdie!" But the squirrel gave Sawyer gas, stole his ball, and ran up Sawyer's leg. He took a bite, grabbed a nut, and Sawyer squealed with sheer delight. This made Kate blush. She decided that she should gallop over to the hatch and steal Apollo Bars for lunch but shouted out, "Freckles! ...That's my name!"
Then Allen Iverson quit playing basketball. He had decided that God was not on his side, so he brought the last Jesus Stick down to the hatch, put on Geronimo, dimmed the lights, and started to swing at Henry, hitting the computer. "Oops! Now what?" "Oh sh*t!" said Henry Gale, laughingly. "We're screwed now!" "Just like little...." But Henry said, "What the eff did you do?" Allen said,"I think I just need theatrical glue to glue on my Dharma eyebrows, a hair pin for my wig, and seven pretty Dharma moustaches. Then I'll take the Dharma glue and create nunchucks for his army of mechanical frogs to torment Sawyer for his stash of little green men."
Sawya wanted Kizzy ta love motherf**ka secret underground dungeon of pleasure along wit Hurley, but Kate was frontin' pudd'n n mobbin' her chains, ballin' her unable ta shakes her, but she wanted - she REALLY wanted - ta love Jack's nigga Sawya, but Henry kissed her momma, whizzay caused tha smoke monsta ta run away from tha B-R-to-tha-izzonx n relocate ta Raleigh NC, where run-on sentences is permissable. Kate n her horse W-to-tha-izzent ta tha Bronx n fought monks wit a Jesus-lov'n otha The monks had made Jesus Sticks to fight off the noise from pepperoni, aluminum, and a huge black boar ridin' in mah double R.
So thizzay Eko gots hizzy on Dharma theatrical glue n hit Sawya wit a penetrat'n question crazy up in here. "Whiznat tha hizzy is tha Lost Podcast doing in tha middle of tha brotha hizzatch tizzy sheltered countless Dharma crazy ass nigga like Jack n Bernard n Locke, whose baby daddy stole his kidney n made cookies fo` all tha Dharma convention attendees?" Poser tizzle dizzle Hurley found a Pikachu ride loaded wit Dharma Rizzay Dress'n W-H-to-tha-izzich lasts almost as long as Jack's spendin'. Hurley decided ta takes tha riznanch dress'n so tizzy he could dip Libby's toes in it fo yo pregnant dog ass. So he changed his mind n dipped Rousseau's S-T-to-tha-izzash of arrows in a bag filled wit Dharma Initiative blueberry pancakes n syrup frizzom tha pantry in Uzbekistan. Hurley's uncle called dharmashark's mizzom, a two-toed hippie wit a purpose n a limp . Hollaz to the East Side. He retaliated wit his Dharma flashlight, W-H-to-tha-izzich had a hard time reach'n Hurley's uncle's mom's F-to-tha-izzirst cousin's neighbor's nizzle brace.
Whizzay is going on wit Handsome Jack? His karma is almost as low as a snake's stature ridin' in mah double R. Hustla I pledge ta raise enough cizzorn ta feed all of Lowa Latvia n tha sibl'n of tha Brady Bunch, of whizzay S-M-to-tha-izzell like sunshine n toe cheese
sprinkled wit salsa n pinecizzles that like ta shave they beards wit Dharma machetes, whizzich occasionally cause skizzay irritation on Locke's bald heezee.
n tha Bronx, there's a cruisin' n nuts: "Neva shave yo bananas on tha bearded monkey's N-to-tha-izzest" spittin' that real nuts. The banana king explains as follows: "Always rub yo melons in ranch pudd'n so that Hurley will join tha Rebels n retrieve servo3k's bizzle ya dig?. NOT HAPPENING KIDS where the sun be shinin and I be rhymin'! So sez Igmar ya feelin' me?. Lies, Igmar, lies so bow down to the bow wow! Igmar is confused, so he shoots anaL. We cheered hooray fo` tha gin-soaked theories of Uncle Igmar dogg. Thank you all, here is some new theories `bout tha origins of Jay n Jack . Bow wow wow yippee yo yipee yay.
Jiznack is Jay's fairy godfatha who lost his Jesus Stick. Jizzle wizzay ta Hawaii ta eat some refried beans n bakes some delishizzous Karma cookies. Jay cried out loud `bout Jack's lack of hair follicles . You gotta check dis nuts out yo. Jack's bald heezee blinded Jay's eye coz tha light shined off his pusha ego, leav'n Jay ta open a can wit his nose. The camera pusha slipped open ta eat Jay's fizzle n' nuts. Jay screamed like thizzis, "ARGH! Look at tizzle mutant baby-eat'n rebel wit ominous pink light baller skills tizzy would destroy every LPT cracka but saved by no one coz "noperson" it's called ta exterminate LPTs! Luckily Igmar carries isn't very dangerous but very powerful gin-soaked shot calla thizzay really sting whizzay you shave, but who shaves wizzy stranded on a pizzle B-to-tha-izzow?" Jay had forgotten his pills fo` tha cappin' smoke, so he improvised by grind'n up aged gouda cheese n sprinkled it in a glass called Emilio Sanchez by his niggaz n polar bears around tha world . Keep'n it gangsta dogg. Jay thizzen drank spiked Charlie hustla n F-to-tha-izzell down . You'se a flea and I'm the big dogg. T-H-to-tha-izzen a squirrel wit four eyes came upon Jizzle hatin' his thumb, n laughed until Jay smacked him in tha hood. Then Jay cried "Oh! Mama mia! I'm now Italian with my hoes on my side, and my strap on my back! And I'm weed-smokin' a plaid skirt, n underneath lurks a French thiznong thizzay belongs ta Jordache, of course." And it itches, so he scratches tha squirrel's bizzy wit shav'n cream n he shaves his toes wit barbed wire-shaped Henry Gales . Bounce wit me. "Anyone gots lasagna?" shouted Purple Blizzay. "Jizzay iced Jay," said MYOKOM w/SAS. Dylan n Craig found a sing'n battery which helped tha underwata hiznatch . Subscribe nigga, get yo issue.. Dylan n Craig thought ta themselves, "Jay died , betta check yo self! WOOT!" But in reality Jay was sizzay n also pimpin' ta be bald so he could infiltrate Dharma's secret snoopa hiznatch n git tha unlimited supply of chocolate Apollo Bars. Supplied wit chocolizzles Jay became Supreme Taco Smasha again n began cruisin' tha impend'n doom which would befall all tacos everywhere cuz its a doggy dog world. Little did he, Tucka tha Rebel, K-N-to-tha-izzow, coz actually tha tacos rebelled, n Jay cramped, n he cried, "You All Everybody is a sizzoft song ta play!" So Jay decided he'd had enough squirrel chillin' fo` three months n wizzy ta confront Handsome Jizzle wit his squirrel `bout Jack's theories regard'n tha mean'n of "Everyone's DHARMA" n crazy ass nigga hatches. But Jack couldn't comprehend why Jay would eat mushrooms witout rizzanch dress'n on his fizzle.
Firetaco iced uncigmar wit ninja stars, so he thinks uncigmar is dead, but uncigmar actually blocked tha stars wit his fizzy. So uncigmar smacks Jordache's bat hand, n she likes ta hizzle rebels coz tizzle is beautiful n pimpin'. Except fo` tha rare moments when they go fish'n fo` monkey brains n use babies as bait with my hoes on my side, and my strap on my back. So "Munch A Baby" is tha slogan of tha rebels who don't hizzle any responsibility fo` all Losties n they doggz coz they only like feral cats n mizouse tails n Bubble Yum n baby heezees n baby carrots fo' sheezy! Allegedly, tha folks at Hanso/DHARMA like shawty babies as yummy snacks droppin hits. And fo` dessert tizzle eat frozen hydropizzles squirrel fizzy covered in raisins n chocolate . Im crazy, you can't phase me. Tizzy they spend many hours jump'n rizzle wit Walt n his death ponies . Throw yo guns in the motherf**kin air. Flabbergizzles Jiznack then tizzle an acid cow ta Kizzy fo` her 28th birthday coz she loves fizzay animals. Wanna Be Gangsta hoards food fizzy Zeke's playa kitchen, where she bakes LPT cracka who is very naughty fo gettin yo pimp on. So Pusha went ta git Rebels, but tha rebels- they all died! Thizzat is coz Igmar posted his very last pizzay. And servo3k cried, coz Igmar was our favorite gin-soaked theorist coz he has tha bizzay ESP n reads tha LOST future! In F-to-tha-izzact he remarkably looks like tha green giant, Papa Jazz Cat, whose saxophone looks similar ta Dharma Frosted Flaked Mizzy Puppy Yum Chow, which tastes bootylicious on Libby's feet, coz her toes is really candy made F-R-to-tha-izzom Jack's S-I-Double-Lizzy crackpot theories, also kniznown as Yummie Muchie Bunnies wit new improved Dharma Milk thizzay has been pasteurized n made friznom cows treated wit Dharma Sweetfeed , chill yo. Once Jay had learned ta perform a quick rap n put his arms around Claire's neck n give her a DVD titled "DHARMA Peanut Butta n Jelly", trippin' a rapping shoe n Vincent. It's `bout a boi n a gizzy who fizzay into a lemon-scented flowery field n have visions of a stepstoo` n a hatin' n roll'n horse tizzle has off tha hook long steppin' hair wit shawty pink cheese-flavored ears tizzle glow in tha hatch's radioactizzles coz Desmond had left tha door soak'n wet n dripp'n wit goo. A red nigga ate Desmond's favorite pink panda bear n Hurley's expired eyes of newt were stolen by Vincent n his mobbin' nigga Walt, who unzipped his backpack ta reveal Dave's crazy ass nigga n his polka-dot pajamas, wizzle Libby came fizzy tha asylum wit oreos on a plate n made out wit anyone who wanted her sexy self. Thiznen she went ta see Dave, eat'n peanut butta n graham cracka, n he shiznited uncigmar's face wit a bizzy. Uncigmar died but resurrected coz of tha baller of nobody cuz Im tha Double O G. In reality Dharma Gin n Handsome Jack iced a tizzle frizzog by cruisin' it into Marvin Candle's book called "Hizzow Everyone Is DHARMA" n T-H-to-tha-izzen they sat dizzy n ate a pig while ridin' gin n suck'n lemons pregnant dog ass nigga. At a McDonald's hatch on tha briznink of extinction, Nigga ate a friznesh batch of gummy polar bears wit Oreo creme fill'n covered in coconut juice n Dharma O's wit powdered M-to-tha-izzilk. Tizzle Sawya wizzy out fo` Mallomars n Fruity Pebbles coz Jordache puts whipped cream on top of her heezee coz she heard thizzat it looks good if you dance wit whipped cream on Jack's bald pet rodent fo gettin yo pimp on. This caused Jay ta sing "Makes Yo Own Spaghetti Nizzle while doing tha chicken dance wit Jack's mom's pimpin' a delishizzous meal made fizzy sawdust, Sweetened Spaghetti Sauce, n peanut-flavored grits. Jay fizzle sad coz LOST had us all at hello . I'm a mutha f**kin 2-time felon..
This new theory `bout saggin' yo brain wit Charlie gangsta made Jizzay want ta takes Jay's T-A-Double-Lizzy points n boxa n give thizzay ta charity. Jay didn't W-to-tha-izzant ta gizzy away a rapping frog or his nigga ta Jiznack, so instead he did his Robot dance n looked like drunken Igmar. Dippin' from tha sky came a huge Dharma Potato bustin' a blue hat named William Frankenstein. So Jay decided ta git lost in tha woods wit his mom n then Zeke drew a line in tha sand n told thizzem, "If you cross, I'll kill one of tha blowfish n shiznit it in yo Ranch Dress'n Vat n deep fry it n tizzy add Memory Be Gizzy n paint it a bright mauve thizzay blinds even tha colorblind." Jay slammed tha seabass wit delightful abandon n skipped dessert ta dance tha Funky Chicken. He danced ta a somba samba wit a pie-zizzles effected vertebrae (What is that?!) whiznich caused tha Apollo bars ta leak bad grammar. It's a secret that only a shot calla could figure out. Tizzle tha sumo shot calla finally found all hatches ta be inconsistent wit tha law saggin' tha follow'n paragraph droppin hits: "Thee who eat tha O's won't hizzy any miznilk until tha blizzay of tha hizzy blows dizzay tha shawty pig's hizouse which was already a complete mess due ta HJ's evil ninja turtle n his bald heezee, whiznich is part vegetable n piznart Charlie wata." Cabbage P-to-tha-izzatch Kids versus tha Crazy Ass Nigga should be an interest'n fight, wit they big you-know-whats n they fly'n whatchamacizzles . Yippie yo, you can't see my flow. Consida tha cabbage theories W-H-to-tha-izzich disprove tha belief that all of tha oreos' kids should listen ta tha funky tunes. Jizzle then, Samus n Pikachu were shot dead, straight trippin' tha Otha ta do tha Hanso Happy Hoedown, hatin' all they M-U-Double-Dizzy big toes n jump'n up n dizzy across tha scary jungle, gang bangin' on shizzay shards from broken Jesus Sticks which gizzle thizzem splinta in tha mutha f**kin club.
Jiznack started bustin': "izzy hoo hoo cuz its a doggy dog world! Why does Locke always hit mah Polar Bizzle wit his Latin dictionary n accuse Jack of sell'n drugs whizzen he knows thizzat DHARMA is really Latvian fo` a wine cellar on a campfire?" See'n Jack's distress, Dharma iced hizzim, coz they fiznelt jealous of his relatizzles wit Kate, which he bragged `bout ta tha bearded bad homey who iced tha monkey wit bananas n ninja stars. pregnant dog they had eaten tha monkeys n gotten indigestion, Pikachu n Samus exploded n covered tha traila pizzy wit guts n pretty pink flowa but real niggaz don't give a f**k. Meanwhile, Kizzle n Bernard start mackin' ready ta go ta tha cave, where tha Dharma nigga poetry spendin' annoyed anyone who would watch Jay play his ukulele in his nightgown, whizzich made tizzy really creeped out. Everyone who watched Jay's crazy dance knew tizzy shot calla tha Baller saw Jack's creepy toenails they would hizzle. Thizzat would bring Jizzy ta his final chillin' place in tha caves fo' sho'. Meanwhile, biznack at Jay's Dippin' Contest, HJ was pwned by a crazy rebel, who turned out ta have a rabbit's heezee. This didn't surpise tha president of Uzbekistan, coz Uzbekistan bites hittin that booty.
Nibbles tha Jaguar wizzle on a field trip ta tha Museum of Beard-Wield'n Muskrats Wit tha Intention of Goat-Rop'n hen Nibbles went around tha corna n smacked a package of fries, coz his mom jizzy loved potatos . Ill slap tha taste out yo mouf. Thizzen Nibbles went ta a Dungeons n Dragons ta git his Mystical Unicorn Powa fizzle tha fairy named Mr. Friendly who had a three-toothed toad whizzay would always pray wit Eko before they went ta pottery class. Thizzay tha rest sunbathed foolishly in they own imagizzles while eat'n fizzay on top of chocolate pudd'n pie. "Oh no, I've accidentaly played stickball before I took mah epilepsy pills upside yo head! Whiznat wizzy I D-to-tha-izzo?" screamed Frogurt so bow down to the bow wow. "Ciznalm D-to-tha-izzown, Frogurt, n eat some sweet n delishizzous Dharma Frog Legs," said Hurley, who had J-to-tha-izzust devoured 18 Dharmalars n stubbed his toe on a piece of pregnant dog S-T-to-tha-izzash of shawty green men.
Afroman came wit his Jesus Stick n his designa toothbrush so he could brush fungus off Servo's nigga Igmar's B-to-tha-izzack . You'se a flea and I'm the big dogg. Igmar felt good ta be fizzle of all doubt tizzle tha fungus is creep'n up his left nostril n down his brotha left knee, caus'n a paradox wit tha warlocks. Tizzy Mickey Mizouse found Minnie Mizouse wit Donald Dizzuck n they fought over a stiznack of Dharma fish that were delicious. Thizzay they gots involved in a food fight wit slime-covered celery n chewy gooba n moldy eels which tasted mighty like a killa in tha hood. Soon Mickey realized thiznat Minnie was hav'n pimp affair wit Smokie tha Evil Security System, so he decided ta go into tha Haunted Mansion thiznat was located next ta a big bliznack bizzy . Chill as I take you on a trip. Dharma Hatch named tha stick, thizzay didn't wizzant ta takes a bath, so he ran ta tha beach n jumped into a hole in this big ol' R-to-tha-izzock. Once he found an airplane thiznat was broken in tha forest, he proceeded ta eat mushroom pie n belch obnoxiously, which caused irritation ta his hands n brain. The irritation soon spread ta his spleen n it started talk'n It said, "Hello there everizzles I just wanted ta swing by n kill you wit a giant pizzle of fruit." The pizzy contained several poisonous frogs called Arnold Locke n a large blue pizzle of radioactive Handsome Jacks. The survivors rejoiced n danced tha cha-cha-cha whilst steppin' "We is DHARMA!" Tizzy afterwards they griznew very hoarse, so tizzle drank lots n lots of mercury puttin tha smack down. The second they ingested all of it, they fizzy dillusizzles n started address'n tha Department of Crazy Ass Nigga Sports wit a silva turtle shizzell. This was very strange n hilarious coz everyone was lying in a vat of Dharma Peanut Butta.Someone yelled, "Throw Charlie Wanna Be Gangsta in n let's have some fried fizzle fo` brotha It began ta rain hard on Hurley's bare naked body, so he grabbed a bundle of huge tarps ta protect himself from tha acid rain, but his cornflakes were gett'n soggy, so he vomited fo` several hours n tizzy Jordache came n sang beautifully, "The British is clockin' ta use D-to-tha-izzirt as a hustla fo` they tasty tuna sandwiches!" Finally tha rain began ta tizzle: "I want mah Miles Per Gallon! Hear me out . Tru niggaz do niggaz! I wizzle more miles per quart of milk n five elbows of cheesy toothpaste. I wizzant fizzy puddles of tizzy yummy Dharma food n twenty-six bottles of kidney ho-slappin' imported from Krypton n licensed in America so that Dharma could use them. I also wizzy ta have oatmeal-flavored socks wit mah Dharmaflizzles. Otherwise, Barney tha N-to-tha-izzight watchman wiznill do tha cha-cha-cha on yo kitchen floor n fizzle on his cousin's uncle's chimpanzee's heezee n scream, "MY PET WORMS ARE IN A TUBE OF MONKEYS!" "Oh dear!" shouted Kate wizzle she saw tha unusual demands of tha peanut butta sandwich named Bob tha Cracka who had a stiznash of mushy mashed potato heezees sitt'n on his left ear lobe n nuts. "You have some blue fizzle paint on yo toes, along wit some J-E-Double-Lizzy in yo squirrel's food stash, so you betta hizzy yo heezee shaved like a Jizzohn Locke rappa or else Jack will hizzle a massive asthma attack n hit yo giant polar bear wit a rock so bow down to the bow wow! This shouldn't be a problem though, coz Jiznack is slowly going crazy due ta his post-nasal dizzy n lack of Jesus Stick videos. Zeke, on tha pusha hand, doesn't need acne medicizzles fo` his migraine heezeeache coz it's jizzle too diznarn stupid I mean who would've thought bowl'n on Tuesdays could have therapizzles benefits like tizzle? Meanwhile, back at tha Coldplay concert, everyone turned into zombie nut cases coz tizzle were dippin' DHARMA rissoto n nuts. "Hey, look at thizzat weird break-danc'n leprechaun whose fatha driznank too much bug repellent spray which resulted in an early death!" Bizzy on tha subject of straight trippin' faux Henry Gale was `bout ta slizzap tha face of tha horrible giant polar bear, who quickly grabbed his Jesus Stick but fiznell into a lava viznat, which caused his left wrist ta bleed fruit punch n cat guts wit a shawty hint of hot spicy peanut gangsta. T-H-to-tha-izzen Captain Planet jumped rope wit yo mom n yo mom's cousin while loudly sing'n, "Listen To Yo Own Kind Of Elevator Music While Ballin' Like A Loose Cannon Thiznat Smells Like Cracka . Aint no L-I-M-I-to-tha-T. "Didn't I tizzy yo mom's face tizzle you stink?" snapped Captain Planet's homemade meatloaf n nuts. Handsome J-to-tha-izzack was on his third bottle of Charlie Drug Deala n single-malt whiskey wizzle he tripped over Ana Lucia's loose cannons; he stubbed his toes n cried like a baybay: "Mooommiiiieee pregnant dog ass nigga! My toes HURRRTT REEEAAALLLY BAAD!" "SHUT THA EF UP!" yelled a strange-look'n anomaly, whizzay was jump'n on tha button thizzat caused a button ta react like a button, whizzich Paris Hilton n her new button button button buttoned! And now on ta sum-m sum-m completely different. Now Paris Hilton went ta tha brain surgeon fo` a brain implant. "A BRAIN IMPLANT?!" shouted tha media. All tha brotha n TV pregnant dog danced `bout coz Paris was actually explod'n into Turkey, tha country K-N-to-tha-izzown fo` its HUGE perpetratin' beds n delishizzous salted Turkian Yak toes have really smelly toejam shot calla Batman comes out like a tru playa'.
One fine bucket of hydroclizzle acid arose from tha pit of Galoughadolavanasomethizzle in Mt Dharmasbortherssistersfriendsunclesstepmotha'sfatherinlaw'scousinsbraclet; thizzat is why HJ is bald n why Locke is in a wheelchair called Bob crazy up in here. "BOB, QUIT SQUEAKIN' OR IMMA KICK Yo WHEELS UNTIL Tizzle Fizzle OFF AND ROLL DOWN THE SLOPEY HILLS OF LOWER LATVIA!" Locke screamed in tha dogg pound. Bob tizzy said while smil'n, "Tag; you're it." "Wheee!" said Locke, who fizzle backwards into tha H-to-tha-izzatch n thizzen he gots buggin` n yelled very loudly, "In front of poor dead Ana Lucia, saw it mackin' coz she was at a party n she saw tha Beach Boys trippin' "izzle All Everybizzles Mizzay while sippin' addicted ta spiked Charlie playa which just happens ta cause thugz ta become very apathetic whizzay they drink too mizzay tequilizzles shots result'n in tha extinction of mammoths. These wooly creatures decided ta conspire against Jesus Sticks a plan ta rule tha world, or maybe jiznust Northern Usbekistan, but then tha authorities responded quickly n tha Northern Uzbeks leaped into action man's hizouse of Anti-Mammoth guns, n said ta them, "WHO BE THEE WHO WOULD DARE TO CROSS THIS HERE LINE WILL GIVETH ME THRICE THY LICE CONTAINING POLAR BEAR TOENAIL CLIPPERS AND HJ'S Hizzle GEL."
Thizzay 50 C-to-tha-izzent teamed up wit a dwizzarf n an elf, had a big ring ta rule leprechauns in tha depths of tha supa-secret heezeequarters, n destroyed tha machine whizzich destroyed tha big hatch located in tha Blizzay Rizzock rappa Mr fo' sheezy. Cluck's restaurant, n yo mom, whose neva heard of LOST, said a single th'nand yo momma: "You ciznan't have a single thing if you don't have tizzy swing set in yo cough medicizzles So good is that which gang bangin' Bob bizzy ta tha island liquor store . Aint no killin' everybodys chillin'. Bob's cellphone began ta sing a slow showtune, n suddenly a fly'n seamonkey was weed-smokin' wanna be gangsta in a tree, where Charlie was play'n wit Aaron n gots a kizzay in tha face fizzy Locke, who was mobbin' ta build a Meet-Dwight-Shrute treehouse, so he died fo' rizeal. "Oh, whiznat a relief! Now, I don't want ta start a big fight against tha evil black smoke munsta, but I say 'Save HJ's Karma' coz he really deserves what's hatin' bizzy around n around n around n around n around n around n around n around n around n around n around n off tha map motha f**ka. That's whiznen Locke finally woke up n smacked himself n stopped trippin' fo' rizeal. He gots up fizzle his jacuzzi n tripped over his stupid crutch, break'n his nose . Snoop dogg is in this pregnant dog. In doing so, he gots blood all over his box of tasty cripple-heal'n magnets.
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"Upon us all, a little rain must fall" - Led Zeppelin