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Post by Blaw on May 16, 2006 20:21:02 GMT -5
juggle jesus sticks
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Post by Shinra on May 16, 2006 20:22:21 GMT -5
while being punched
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Post by 大杂烩 on May 16, 2006 20:22:32 GMT -5
while singing," if
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Post by Shinra on May 16, 2006 20:25:11 GMT -5
I were an
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Post by Blaw on May 16, 2006 20:28:30 GMT -5
other I'd have
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Post by Redsox on May 16, 2006 20:29:58 GMT -5
tried to fly(i have been saveing that one)
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Post by Shinra on May 16, 2006 20:34:43 GMT -5
(how did we move from the conditional tense to the past tense? I'm assuming we're skipping blaw, who posted at the same time as fu lin yo, and that its supposed to be meant " 'd try to fly")
to an island
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Post by Redsox on May 16, 2006 20:40:09 GMT -5
without poler bears
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Post by Shinra on May 16, 2006 20:43:30 GMT -5
or hatches or
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Post by Blaw on May 16, 2006 20:45:59 GMT -5
annoying tree frogs
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Post by Shinra on May 16, 2006 20:55:16 GMT -5
or Eskimo Moseses
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Post by Blaw on May 16, 2006 21:09:06 GMT -5
or flying squerrels
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Post by dharmashark on May 16, 2006 21:29:38 GMT -5
The Three Word Story!
If you love Uzbekistan, Lower Latvia, Jesus Sticks, polar bears, underwater hatches, Charlie water, DHARMA and its affiliates, the Bronx, theatrical glue, Captain Planet, HJ's baldness, or Jay dancing, the Three-Word Story is for you!
PART TWO!
bum ba bum ba bum ba ba ba bum ba BAM BUH BAM BUM BAM BUH BAH!!!!
Inside the small village of Raleigh lived a man named Handsome Jack who liked to make incredibly crackpotty theories about his Dharma buddies from on the island in the hatch next to the stash of makeup that is used to spank monkies while waiting for replacements to arrive to help with pushing the button and making faces at the Others. Now, when the Others eat bacon- rubbery, Dharma bacon- they can enjoy a side of Dharma French toast covered in rich Charlie water that no one knows is really scary - REALLY REALLY SCARY! More frightening than when HJ says, "Honey I'm gonna go find a new Crackpot Theory down yonder in ol' Kentucky, where we like to eat fried chicken tha thas been sprinkled with Dharma salt and pepper. One day, Jack decided to buy a time machine so he could see the Losties' underwater hatch before "the experiment" occured- the experiment being a highly secretive test to see if Uzbekistans could juggle Jesus Sticks while being punched while singing, "If I tried to fly without polar bears or hatches or annoying treefrogs or Eskimo Moses's or flying squirrels
I would fail!"
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Post by Blaw on May 16, 2006 21:40:04 GMT -5
Jack studied them
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Post by 大杂烩 on May 16, 2006 21:48:05 GMT -5
and found out
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