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Post by Uncle Igmar on Apr 14, 2006 18:02:03 GMT -5
Charlie's jaw on the
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Post by Tucker on Apr 14, 2006 18:43:44 GMT -5
plate of frozen beards
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Post by wesh on Apr 14, 2006 18:45:55 GMT -5
and skidmarks all over
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Post by Uncle Igmar on Apr 14, 2006 20:48:04 GMT -5
the island mud volcano
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Post by dharmashark on Apr 14, 2006 21:50:34 GMT -5
Once upon a time, on a deserted island, a Jesus Stick was found all alone on top of an old discarded crate. The stick was covered with green smelly Slim Jims, which were half-eaten and dried out. And who wouldn't want to eat that? Charlie asked Hurley for some Cheesy Dharma Fish Crackers and Dharma Peanut Butter, but he wouldn't share, even though he had about a gallon of gin-soaked Dharma soup on his face. Hurley's leaf peanut butter was dripping on his new Insane Asylum slippers and nifty robe, so he gathered a bunch of coconut milk-soaked hairballs from the back of a polar bear's backpack and started throwing them at the smoke munster, who didn't even notice. Meanwhile, on the other side of the island, the Others were having a huge clambake and they were roasting marshmallows and singing camp songs, some wearing beards and some eating Dharma Ranch dressing. Suddenly, it started raining, and the jungle started moving towards someone's Ferrari, making it impossible for Thomas Magnum to comprehend what you guys are really talking about. All of a sudden, out of the woods came a hooded dwarf yelling, "The plane, the plane!" So Sayid ran towards the hooded dwarf and made bamboo shoots to build a robot which would help him make a transceiver, and he would try to watch the Superbowl with his best friend's dog in the hatchelor pad.
While watching the game and having a Bud, Sayid called an Island meeting to discuss the toilet paper situation - Generic or Cotonelle brand? "Definitely Cotonelle," said Charlie. "I disagree," Jin replied. They began to fight, and Jin slapped Charlie so hard it left Charlie's jaw on the plate of frozen beards, and skidmarks all over the island mud volcano
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Post by servo3k on Apr 14, 2006 21:55:08 GMT -5
a baby in the
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Post by DaughterofDharma on Apr 15, 2006 0:51:21 GMT -5
arm while shouting "Hey,
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Post by Uncle Igmar on Apr 15, 2006 8:21:44 GMT -5
You All Everybody watch
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Post by steelchick on Apr 15, 2006 8:29:33 GMT -5
me play the guitar!"
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Post by servo3k on Apr 15, 2006 9:12:12 GMT -5
teh soud was deffening
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Post by Uncle Igmar on Apr 15, 2006 9:33:07 GMT -5
and ears started bleeding
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Post by steelchick on Apr 15, 2006 9:35:03 GMT -5
the island started to
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Post by Uncle Igmar on Apr 15, 2006 9:38:12 GMT -5
vibrate and shake uncontrollably
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Post by steelchick on Apr 15, 2006 11:25:45 GMT -5
tree frogs sang along
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Post by dharmashark on Apr 15, 2006 12:31:18 GMT -5
but their croaking caused
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