How about a 4 word story?

[Mexican Coke]

all part of the

[corey]

Lower Latvian Pastry Conspiracy

[dharmashark]

Alex retaliated by pouring coffee on her head. "ARRGH, YOU MAKE TREBECK ANGRY!" Igmar's head was scalded and devoid of hair. Bald and scalded, Igmar decided it was time to become Uncle Llewellyn, leader of the prestigious gin-drinking fools that worship Mrs. Doubtfire because she is really a man that has no life and eats dust that has been extracted from under the gin-soaked trailer, where ants sing rap songs and roaches play kazoos like they never played snooker, 'cause quite frankly, they really suck dust. But Mrs. Doubtfire is really an advanced alien who, impartial to the advances, likes to sing about John Locke's collected works of crying on logs and trying to hide the hatch door that was his precious baby whose mother was Joop, who is actually still in the zoo. Meanwhile, Jack's father fed his sea monkeys, who are Dharma employees and don't know about Fenry Gale's daddy issues. Then Joop broke free, running through the jungle screaming for her mommy. But mommy wasn't there and she wasn't happy! Ana Lucia had risen as a ninja's pet turtle with a rat named Farcus. Farcus loved playing tetherball with Napolean Dynamite and saying "gosh" and "I FEEL LIKE EATING TOTS WITH JOOP!", and saying "Vote for grated cheese; it has great taste and less filling". The Orator came back and had a dance-off with SuperKate, who brought her tap shoes and her super steroids that were related to her massive thighs and hairy armpits, which both helped her to get under the Orator's skin and to super mega stardom! Sawyer felt as if nobody loved him, until SuperKate kissed him. Then SuperKate died, and her last words- " Michael... he did it. He ate that apple pie that Rose set on the shelf after eating Dharma beans." Sawyer's large gun collection was big and large like his overstuffed stash of delicious Dharma cookies, which people from Lower Latvia horde in masses because they taste like "Kinkleschruden", the national delicacy. This dish must only be eaten in June at 3:00 pm because the Others come out and dance to polka. Other than that, it's all part of the Lower Latvian Pastry Conspiracy.

This conspiracy has caused

(thanks for looking out for me, Unc , it's really not a problem)

By the way- This thread'll end up going to 109, because the story's so huge, a full recap takes up two posts.

[benxtaron]

That was fun, but I am so confused!!!

[corey]

(Well...it IS the four word story, you know).

(continuing from dharmashark)

Krispy Kream Donuts to

[benxtaron]

revolt against furry bunnies

[DaughterofDharma]

who like Dunkin' Donuts

[dharmashark]

(looks like we're almost done... i'm leaving for vacation on the 10th but we'll definitely be done by then, most likely tomorrow afternoon... don't finish it without me! i think i'll make a thread and post both the 3-Word Story and the 4-Word story at once, in order to keep this thread @ 108 pages...
remember, 15 posts per page)

[Casey D]

and cant stand starbucks

[benxtaron]

cause hyper bunnies go

[Uncle Igmar]

drinking all the coffee

[benxtaron]

while singing John Denver

[Uncle Igmar]

and Alice Cooper duets

[benxtaron]

while dancing to polka

(alice cooper lol)

[Uncle Igmar]

to a waltz beat