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Post by sporty502 on Apr 20, 2006 16:12:51 GMT -5
Hey with people yelling at me left and right
charlie its you i decide to smite.
My polar bear has met you many a night
and its you hes ready to fight!
SO i stop here
and watch you shed a tear
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Post by Uncle Igmar on Apr 20, 2006 21:09:59 GMT -5
Uncle Igmar returns to the war with an “Ahoy Matey!”
From his DHARMA enhanced yacht he mentally spies a sunbathing Katie,
As he comes ashore, she tries her to use her feminine whiles,
But Igmar is well versed in the Rebels’ nasty warrior styles,
With a swig of Gin he jumps to the beach,
He has Katie within his reach,
And he takes her into his lethal gin-soaked embrace,
Not letting her return to the war until there for three posts, he is an Ace.
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Post by servo3k on Apr 21, 2006 8:21:22 GMT -5
(ohh and you say MY rhyming is bad!!!)
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Post by lieutenantspeirs on Apr 21, 2006 9:10:26 GMT -5
The LP Rebels' Demise
a haiku
I survey the field
the rebels, they have run off
victory in sight
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Post by xanderino on Apr 21, 2006 14:29:05 GMT -5
sneeks up behind lieutenantspeirs and cuts off his ear( reservoir dogs style) and breaks his legs, then turns back into a tree
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Post by xanderino on Apr 21, 2006 14:33:05 GMT -5
i hear the air give a shriek
i know the hope of victory is bleak
i slowly creep around the trees
and start to shoot at servo3k's knees
as his mangled body is eaten by bees
then i will slowly load my gun
and slowly walk to the setting sun
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Post by servo3k on Apr 21, 2006 15:34:28 GMT -5
(wate... xanderino.. your a LPTer right? i mean you just shot me un the knees do i guess so
..buy the way Im a she, no big deal though happens all the time.)
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Post by Redsox on Apr 21, 2006 15:36:18 GMT -5
(no he just is there go ahead ignore him)
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Post by servo3k on Apr 21, 2006 15:37:14 GMT -5
(no he just is there go ahead ignore him) (umm was that sarcasm?, i guess so) finaly back im ready to attack wesh is suck an esay pick and jordache is down with just one kick so who is left to suffer my wrath? An Idea! can i borrow that pissed off giraff? Thank you spam ill put it to good use while attacking sporty, igmar gets all spatterd with sporty's intestine juice! |
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Post by dharmashark on Apr 21, 2006 16:42:07 GMT -5
Servo3k, you made me happy
When you attacked almost everyone but me!
Unfortunately, you won't feel the same
In fact, your left shoulder I'll maim
Ouch! That Jesus Stick slam was a whopper
It'll take at least 3 posts to recover.
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Post by charliefan92489 on Apr 22, 2006 0:31:20 GMT -5
he twirls around and falls flat on his face victory is found and we've hit third base! *Just so you no Wesh, I'm a girl*  *and I'll prove it with a quick little twirl* *I guess that you are pretty blind* *so I don't have to attack you from behind* *I run at with a stick in hand* *and beat you down into the sand* *now I still have another line to fill* *and so I will end this post with the word "Bill"* hehe ;D |
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Post by wesh on Apr 22, 2006 7:52:46 GMT -5
(my bad. sorrys)
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Post by Tucker on Apr 22, 2006 12:24:56 GMT -5
i havent posted for a while
but now tuckers back and smiles
becuase i spot sporty first
i throw a grenade that doesnt burst
so i find an empty jar of "dharma peanut butter"
and hit sporty with it, he goes into the gutter
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Post by charliefan92489 on Apr 22, 2006 18:00:06 GMT -5
its okay wesh, I forgive you
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Post by Uncle Igmar on Apr 23, 2006 11:20:38 GMT -5
Uncle Igmar sits under his beach umbrella,
He strikes a pose - such a dapper fella,
Sipping his gin and intestine juice roostertail,
He sees the recently returned Tucker about to fail,
At Tucker he flings an exploding maraschino cherry,
And Tucker falls on his face in a hurry.
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