The War of April

[wesh]

It seems the rebels stopped their attacks
bring the waffles, better bring stacks

Katie, drawn near by the yummy smell
abushed by me, in a trap she fell.

[sporty502]

Oh thank you wesh you set me free
Charile my polar bear wants your knees

[charliefan92489]

grrrrrrr I hate you all, every time I get up you knock me back down!!!!! (not a post BTW)

[Tucker]

im sitting in my dharma hatch
that i found whilst playing catch

i find a beard with blades for hair
and throw it at wesh for a dare

[dharmashark]

In honor of Jay's 100+ Karma
All you rebels, I'll need to harm ya

So Hurrah! Oh yeah! Haha! Whoopee!
A whack of my Jesus Stick for EVERYBODY!

[servo3k]

dont worry dear rebels, never fear
here comes you servo, she coming and shes near

decending upon the LPTers, she slashes at igmar
and cuts of his fingers with a broken glass jar.

[ralph-]

something strange happened
ralph somehow appears to be
on the side of good

[charliefan92489]

dharmashark said:

Charliefan sounds a lot like a rapper
In a race around the island, I know I would lap her

*well dharmashark, I may sound like a rapper, yo*
*But you are really getting on my nerves and so:*

*I will challenge you to a race 'round this forgoten island*
*But you fall down and now your looking just alittle bit bland*

(that last part doesn't really make sense but whatever, y'all get the point ;D )

[Spam Lives]

A swift hit to the head,
he's down he's out,
Ralph looks almost dead,
he'll be back no doubt,

LPT why do you try?
LPT why don't you die?
LPT this soon will be through!
LPT we're coming for you!

Your Hero,
Paul

[servo3k]

paul truely is my hero
because posting before 3 posts is a no-no
now im free to attack,
lets beat 'em all up till they cant fight back!
four couplets makes it hard to kill
i guess its a good thing i have lots of skill!
i guess i havde rambled, now, enough
i blow down igmars housh with one big huff!!
(should take about 3 posts to fix)

[Uncle Igmar]

So some Zombie Killer Wanna-be hits a non-combatant in the head,
Servo thinks blowing my house down gives her street cred
But that is not to be, for you see you broke the rules of this war,
I was willing to call a truce to let you rebels back in though you have all been a bore,
Now this is where we stand, we are at a truce, you will not cross the line
The LPT’s will take no abuse, for this day is mine
When Tuesday dawns we will engage anew, the LPT’s first,
And Uncle Igmar, calling on his fellow fighters will do their worst,
Taking out Katie, Servo and Spam, Wesh reigns supreme,
His remote Control Exploding Sheep give the advantage to the Lost Podcast Team.

[dharmashark]

Hey wait a second, could you clear this up for me, Jaybird? (lol...Jaybird )
According to my calendar, this week's the third

So why are we all posting endless couplets?
Again, the rebels need more zinc in their diets

Because I just shot Paul with an arrow in the spleen
And now what he's bleeding appears to be green.

[sporty502]

ah servo we meet again
so lets try and go for ten

You've met my polar bear before
and you know what it can do to a door

So my rambling ends here
as the polar bear eats you like a deer

[charliefan92489]

*I didn't Know that polar bears ate deer?*
*Your facts are a little bit off I fear.*

*A Bear like him likes things that have fins*
*So I toss a fish at sporty to give to his companions*

*But in the Bears Haste he gives Sporty a taste*
*Its a shame that such a nice fish had to go to waste.*

[servo3k]

uncigmar said:

So But that is not to be, for you see you broke the rules of this war,

wate.. what?