The War of March

[mattsipple2000]

I chained him up and gagged him in the Black Rock
( I cant bury some one alive!!!)
its a very usefull map.

*friendly hand shake*

see on the battle field

wheres the rest of ur team REDSOX
i see the same 3 or 4 faces!!!!!!!!!!!

[Redsox]

honestly i don't know considering we out number you and are so much generally cooler i don't know why its me jay and a few others in the war.

[mattsipple2000]

we may defeat you!!!
but u better grow in numbers soon!!!
if just gettin fun.
and with the new episode coming im getting pretty enegetic

[wesh]

w0000t! Free at last!! (I'm freed right? )
But first gotta eat!
*Runs away from the black rock, leaving no trail to follow and ransacks Hurley's "Dharma Peanut Buuuuuutteeeeeeeer" stash Yum!*

[Sawyer]

OFFICIAL DECREE:
LORD SAWYER WILL NOW ACCEPT APPRENTICES (UP TO 3) TO TRAIN WITH HIM TO LEARN HIS AWESOME POWER. PM HIM IF YOU WANT TO LEARN THIS POWER (Rebels ONLY)

Because my summoning was not interupted my power is now ready.

*Beckons all the Rebels behind him*
KABOOM!
A huge explosion as Sawyer throws his summoned power into the ground. A huge flash, and a great crack splits the island in two.
Now we got a misunderstanding. But right here, there is a line. And if you cross that line, we go from misunderstanding to...something else. Now put give me your guns, and go home.
*Pulls out his old 22 with all shots still in it (5)*
Pack it up.

[wesh]

Wesh sits high in a tree (actually it's that tree which caught the seats of Bernard) and overlooks the amazing power that had just unfolded, whilst polishing his Jesus Stick (tm). Can't believe no one tried to stop him from building up that huge amount of power. That Sawyer sure is a force to be reckoned with.
And now there's a line, not to be crossed. And I'm hanging high just above that line. Well, well..
At that exact moment the Stick slips out of my hands (too much polish dammit) and lands exactly on top of Sawyers head, taking him back for like 2 posts at least. oh ow.

[mattsipple2000]

Does a small size kamehameha
to knock wesh off his high tree
HAHAHAHAAAAA

thanks fo this power sawyer.
but i need more work!!!!!!!!!!

[Redsox]

redsox flings a small rock that knocks mattsipple out for probably 3 posts. some times smaller is better

[servo3k]

Servo3k uses her newly found sawer-appointed power to attack redsocks now immagin that only small... bitsized, if you will..
::kaboom, redsocks is out for 10 min::

[KatieIsland]

It seems like the rebelion has an unfair advantage, maybe we should offer some of our weapons to the LPT... even things out a bit. Anyone interested?

[Spam Lives]

I say we all destroy our weapons and just have a dance contest. I'm actually getting bored of destroying each other. Just me. Give it all away Katie.

Your Hero,
Paul

PS. The Cricket bat stays with me.

[mattsipple2000]

yer this is no fun when wiw domonate.
they are far out uot numbered.
and plus we are very skill ful.
we'r just to good for the LPT

[KatieIsland]

ok, we'll empty the stash, I don't want anything buy my pink light saber, and we'll leave everything on the beach, like a peace offering

[mattsipple2000]

ok they can have all my bananas.
and My Secret Weapon
the first LPT to post gets it
but it can not be used untill I tell u want it is.
but it is very damaging!!!!
and reusable.

THE NEXT LTP TO POST GAIND MY SECRET WEAPON.

[KatieIsland]

2 yellow light sabers
1 pink light sabers
9 8 blue light sabers
27 Ninja Throwing Stars
3 Sticks of dynamite
14 Mini Uzis
4 Bows
23 Arrows
15 Golf Clubs of varying sizes
16 pairs of handcuffs
8 Water guns
42 revolver bullets
2 baseball bats
3 bulletproof mickey hats
1 Old Trusty Bluestone Bats.
200 12 gages with 25 bullets each for a total of 5,000 bullets
4 Duct Tape
6 holy hand grenades- use at your own risk, remember it's all fun and games until someone loses an eye.
98 Exploding bunnies- they are just so darn cute.
23 Tiny landmines- remember- be spry.

These are our gift to the LPT.