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Post by Uncle Igmar on Mar 27, 2006 20:54:37 GMT -5
Welcome to the cave Tyler - imlost - to the cave of Gin Soaked protection. Join in with the LPT and we enjoy your bringing marshmallows to the cave. We will enjoy them roasted over our gin soaked fire - please offer your 1st marshmallow to the lady of the GSCD's - Gin Soaked Cave Dwellers - none other than Jordache - or she willtake you out with her gun.
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Post by Uncle Igmar on Mar 27, 2006 20:55:16 GMT -5
High 5 on the takedown of Sawyer by the way.
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Post by jordache on Mar 27, 2006 23:17:31 GMT -5
Jordache partakes in the marshmellowy goodness and welcomes Tyler to the cave... She's getting antsy waiting for General Jay as she stares at her gun, ready and waiting to be on the attack should anything happen to her precious fellow LPTs.
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Post by wesh on Mar 28, 2006 7:11:02 GMT -5
Wesh suddenly appears from a dark corner of the cave and screams:"Boooooo" to scare his LPT friends and to lighten the spirits, but trigger happy jordache jumps up and shoots wesh in the 3rd left toe in his right leg, taking him out for half a post  "OOOOw, jordache, i was just joking!! aw aw aaaw!." You guys got any milk.. erm... bandaid? |
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Post by jordache on Mar 28, 2006 7:23:41 GMT -5
"Oh man! I'm sorry! I swear I'm not a trigger happy cop or anything, just protective of my LPTs...no more jumping..."
Jordache rips part of her shirt to create a bandiad for wesh's 3rd left toe in his right leg, and give him a marshmellow.
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Post by wesh on Mar 28, 2006 7:33:00 GMT -5
ah I feel all better now, thanks jordache. It was my own stupid fault anyway, i shouldn't jump on people in war times like these.  *stuffs face with marshmellow and bottoms up a bucket of gin soaked gin.* |
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Post by Splash on Mar 28, 2006 7:36:51 GMT -5
...........Splash staggers into the cave to find her LPT mates.....it turns out the weapons (left by the rebels) were actually poisoned & she has been lying sick & half-unconsciuos (read: had the flu!) for the last 4 days waiting for one of her dear team-mates to find her & help her back to look after her & care for her.....turns out no-one even noticed she was gone.....boo - hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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Post by Splash on Mar 28, 2006 7:37:32 GMT -5
Looks like we're winning the war tho?  ?? |
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Post by wesh on Mar 28, 2006 8:09:30 GMT -5
No worries, i didnt want to startle ya, but i had already sent little medical butterflies over to where you where, and while you were unconscious, they cured your illness and whispered the directions to this cave in your ears Welcome welcome! And yes, it looks like were doing great |
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Post by servo3k on Mar 28, 2006 9:35:37 GMT -5
::servo3k comes marching into the hatch with the next 3 LPTRers that post here (and katiesisland becasuse shes cool) all armed with golf clubs and baseball bats (katiesisland driving a gold bonivill) and totally take out all of the LTPers who are in the gin soaked cave and make them unable to post without surrendering a marshmellow each (extra tosty please). ::
"OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! YOU GUYS HAVE BEIN SCHOOOOOOOLED!!!!!!!"
(ps extra apologies for the origional of this post, i was quite tired and worn out from my grusome lesson in dtp class. i swear it made scence at the time!)
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Post by ralph- on Mar 28, 2006 10:30:40 GMT -5
Sorry to interupt the war, but i have a a suggestion! and i figured that Jack does not go to this thread!
I WANT EVERYONE TO USE MY SIGNATURE, IF THEY WANT TO STICK IT TO JACK'S THEORY THAT EVERYONE IS IN DHARMA!
i think it would be fun to get a lot of you, to show that you dont want to be accused of being in the Dharma Initiative by Jack!
this is all you have to do to Join!
click and drag my "Not Dharma" picture to your desktop, and use that image your signature!
*ralph- leaves the war room and heads back to the hatch*
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Post by Redsox on Mar 28, 2006 11:00:01 GMT -5
i dont know if you can do that how long till a new page?
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Post by mattsipple2000 on Mar 28, 2006 18:29:10 GMT -5
IM so confused with servo3k
cant you make it simpler.
I think i have a plan to get rid of the LPTs
my plan will beginwhen I awake after my sleep.
*sleeps under 1 of the many dead polar bears*
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Post by servo3k on Mar 28, 2006 19:38:40 GMT -5
im ti-red !!!!!!
::servo3k stumbles out of a haze from her basement and trudges upstairs to check the bords. seeing the coments on the war she looks back at her post and scratches her head...::
"...what the crap was i thinking?..."
::servo3k sends out a transmition explaining her intence drearyness and fogged thiking that was taking place at the early hour of the posts and makes an alteration to it being more clear, simpler and more mercifull twords the LPTers....::
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Post by Uncle Igmar on Mar 28, 2006 21:58:58 GMT -5
The LPT’s - under Uncle Igmar’s gin soaked guidance until their leader Jay shows up - decide to move out of the cave to explore the island. In their explorations - carrying all of their assorted weaponry - they come across the prone and sleeping Servo3k - recent loser of the “Bluestone Bat” and a certain Mattsipple who has decided to get all comfy under his Polar Bear comforter.
Wesh - still munching on popcorn and marshmallows deploys yet another Remote Control Exploding Sheep to patrol the perimeter while imlost shares a grape soda with redsox,
Jordache trains her gun on Mattsipple while Splashsawyer leans on Jordache for support, still recovering from her recent bout with “the illness”.
Igmar and Wesh grab both Servo3k and Mattsiple by the ankles and drag them off into the jungle and strap them both down - while still asleep - in 4 point restraints. They are unable to move - or post - for three moves after Sawyer begs for peace.
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