Lost Podcast Team Rebels- Weapons Storage Locker

[KatieIsland]

the weapons list:
2 yellow light sabers
2 pink light sabers
9 8 blue light sabers
27 Ninja Throwing Stars
3 Sticks of dynamite
14 Mini Uzis
4 Bows
23 Arrows
15 Golf Clubs of varying sizes
16 pairs of handcuffs
8 Water guns- these can be filled with Dharma texas hot sauce for best affect.
42 revolver bullets- sorry, we don't have revolvers unless someone can nab one off an LPT member.
2 baseball bats
3 bulletproof mickey hats - courtesy of Charliefan... everyone remember to say thank you, and offer her a piece of bubble yum when you see her.
1 Old Trusty Bluestone Bat- bequeathed to us by the ever generous and charming Servo3k, be aware if you choose it, that there are hidden compartments that may take some getting used to. See Servo3k for details.
1 [glow=red,2,300]JESUS STICK[/glow]
200 12 gages with 25 bullets each for a total of 5,000 bullets- courtesy of Sawyer.

Fresh from the "Factory" 3/17/06
4 Duct Tape
6 holy hand grenades- use at your own risk, remember it's all fun and games until someone loses an eye.
98 Exploding bunnies- they are just so darn cute.
23 Tiny landmines- remember- be spry.

***NOTICE: Hence forth, all LPTR Weaponry will be internally tagged with a tracking radar, which if removed will instantly self distruct killing the perpatrator. This is our response to the recent theft, it will also serve as a way to track our own members should they fall into enemy hands.
I thought it was time to start keeping track of the latest and greatest gear we use in our rebellion. Also, we need a way of monitoring what is in demand. We've had some recent additions to the flock- new dark side baby eatters, and bubble yum chewers. They need a place to pick up their gear. Hence, the weapons locker was born. You know you feel the magic.
We need a place for special requests on weapons- no unapproved weapons allowed. Also, we need a place for new ideas to lead the "cause."

I'll update this periodically

[KatieIsland]

Although the light Sabra is light and airy, easily stored, and comes in an array of colors (mine is pink), I understand that others need to use various other weapons to feel at home. So, here's a safe place to try it out before venturing off...

Fresh off the belt, the new and improved "Jesus Stick". Don't get too close, it's a woozier, although it's hard to improve on perfection, our team has outdone themselves with this beauty. You see here, where there are markings that form certain words, as your enemy is attempting to read these lines, you just twist the handle like so and- splat- Oh forgot to mention you might want to move back... the retractable blade works well as you can see... or could have seen if it hadn't just taken out an eye.

Perhaps you should just check out the helium and foam bat. It's safe, and hypoallergenic for you and your enemies!

[Spam Lives]

Katie I'm here for a weapon. Any suggestions?

Your Hero,
Paul

[servo3k]

i personaly think a bowl of eggsaled would be good for you but old crapy recods work if you want to get the job done shawn of the dead style (the lpt are practically zombies anyways right?)

[Spam Lives]

Hmm. Good point. I'll take a cricket bat then! Bluestone model.

Your Hero,
Paul

[KatieIsland]

Paul, my Hero, I think you should try out a few different things and see what you feel the most comfortable with. The mini Uzi is impressive, sure to strike fear in the hearts of all, but I prefer the light sabers... besides, so far there aren't enough of them to worry about the big guns. Perhaps you'd like some Ninja Stars?

[turntablekungfu]

Oh, and for the record. I don't need a weapon, i'm going to stick with the fists of fury for a while

[Spam Lives]

Thanks Katie. No need to worry about me. I've got plenty to use and I promise before this war is over I shall use them all. For now I'm using a cricket bat, but I'm sure to use more very soon. Glad to be your hero as well.

Your Hero,
Paul

[Jay]

*Jay sneaks into the enemy camp*

Ah your going the "Casey Jones" route eh Spam. Oh and for the record you can take the Jesus Stick of your list. I got it back

*Jay quickly leaves the rebels base*

[servo3k]

hey do you have any dharma memory-b-gone. we could use it by capturing an enemy, torture tham till we learn theyr secrets and than brainwashing them into not knowing what happened! its like that season of alias when sydny misses two years of her life except we coulldnt hold them for that long!

[Redsox]

"no. but you should do say good bye to that last idea!" *injects servo3k with a syringe of memory-b-gone and returns to LPT*

[servo3k]

...and then the monkeys broke my violin and.... what was i saying?

[servo3k]

hey i would like to place an order for some extra sticky bubble yum, duck tape, some yum-yums, and, if you can, a holy hand grenade and an exploding bunny.

oh and tiny landmines!
ya know, if you can that would be great.. i have a plan a-hatching!

[servo3k]

or if your going to be picky "a-bunkering"

[KatieIsland]

ok... Bubble Yum is always kept in the top drawer, easilly access to all, and the edible babies are kept in the nursery. There's enough to feed an army, I checked earlier.

We don't keep memory-b-gone in the weapons locker, in fact, we don't keep any medical equipment in the weapons locker. That's not my department I'm afraid. I thought Paul, our hero was in charge of the biological warfare, and anitbiotics. Maybe I'm confused. I know he has a serum for reversing the memory b-gone though... if you can remember to ask him, if not, should wear off in the next few hours.

Also, would someone PLEASE get the Jesus Stick back??? I can't BELIEVE how irresponsible we were to lose it. Clearly it means a lot to the enemy, therefore, it means a lot to ME. For now I will grudgingly remove it from the list... However, there will be extra explosives in store for whomever returns it.