Post by Orakilli on May 22, 2006 16:29:23 GMT -5
This is a call to arms!
The evil hordes of ‘Jayphiles’
have been reported to be attacking peaceful villages on the edge of our great, glorious and handsome Kingdom of Jackdonia.
After our nation's noble struggle from the harsh desert of -5000 karma points, inflicted by the malevolent Jayphile leader the Dark Lord BitterJay, the Jayphiles are building up a power that may threaten the very existence of Jackdonia!
Yes the Jayphiles are trying to reach 5000 karma points!
Legend tells that once an undeserving person’s karma points reaches 5000 they may summon a monster of the blackest smoke and terrorise the dreams of the innocent. Our only hope is to raise our glorious leader the Lord Protector, the majestic, magnificent, master Handsome Jack to the highs of 5000 karma points. With his pure soul prophecy dictates that Jack will heal the sick and rain sustenance from the sky.
We, as a nation, and as a people must exalt the glorious Handsome Jack as regularly as possible. Not only this but we must smite the Dark Lord BitterJay so as to hinder his demonic progression to power.
The time has come to stand as one. We stand or we fall. We must fight for the sake of Handsome Jack and the blessed people of Jackdonia. ;D
One People, One Nation, One Jack!
The evil hordes of ‘Jayphiles’
have been reported to be attacking peaceful villages on the edge of our great, glorious and handsome Kingdom of Jackdonia.After our nation's noble struggle from the harsh desert of -5000 karma points, inflicted by the malevolent Jayphile leader the Dark Lord BitterJay
, the Jayphiles are building up a power that may threaten the very existence of Jackdonia!Yes the Jayphiles are trying to reach 5000 karma points!
Legend tells that once an undeserving person’s karma points reaches 5000 they may summon a monster of the blackest smoke and terrorise the dreams of the innocent. Our only hope is to raise our glorious leader the Lord Protector, the majestic, magnificent, master Handsome Jack to the highs of 5000 karma points. With his pure soul prophecy dictates that Jack will heal the sick and rain sustenance from the sky.We, as a nation, and as a people must exalt the glorious Handsome Jack as regularly as possible. Not only this but we must smite the Dark Lord BitterJay
so as to hinder his demonic progression to power.The time has come to stand as one. We stand or we fall. We must fight for the sake of Handsome Jack and the blessed people of Jackdonia. ;D
One People, One Nation, One Jack!
why waste your ability to exalt your master Jack by smiting when you can get his karma to 5000 and get the prophecy?
