HJ's most Handsome feature

[KatieIsland]

Jack,
I know you are extremely good looking, like the American- male version of Helen of Troy... but, I was wondering, what is your most handsome feature. Your bald head is infamous, but is that your best attribute? I'm sure it's hard to choose because you are so overwhelmingly handsome, but I was wondering if anyone had an opinion on what it might be, and what you yourself consider to be the epitome of Handsome Jack's Handsomeness.
~Katie
;D

[mbison]

Beauty is on the inside.... it has to be his spleen.

[Uncle Igmar]

I am thinking it's Jack's left pinky toe - just a gin soaked thought.

[Jack]

It's my right pinky toe.

[mutt]

well I heard Handsome Jacks best attribute is
his handwriting



someone slap Jay on the back
hes choking