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Post by Oliver on Dec 2, 2005 23:15:03 GMT -5
You guys really should make a show of you guys storming into abc headquarters demanding a show in between this 6 week break. That would be real cool!  |
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Post by Sawyer on Dec 3, 2005 9:16:20 GMT -5
You're a little late. Jay, the High Commander, directed our regiment to swarm the HQ, while Emma commanded the Lost Podcast Team. "What about Jack?" you ask....well, Have you heard of Friendly-Fire?
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Post by Jay on Dec 3, 2005 9:52:31 GMT -5
A battle report from the field.........
It is true Jack was gunned down by friendly fire, Sawyer accidentally shot him 42 times. The battle is looking good. We have taken out the right flank of ABC's studio, and it won't be long before we capture the headquarters and ABC grants us some episodes.
I want to thank all the brave men and women of the Lost Podcast Team who have sacrificed there weekend to better the LOST cause.
Jay
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Post by mutt on Dec 3, 2005 11:18:12 GMT -5
um......I'm expecting a post from ( now dead by friendly fire) Handsome Jack any ole second
and I get the feeling somewhere in the post
he might call you * bitter Jay*
I shall miss his sexy voice
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Post by heyes on Dec 3, 2005 14:29:34 GMT -5
Yes, it is a tragedy. But these things happen, and one must move on. I suppose Jay will just have to do the show himself, impersonating Jack whenever a some sarcastic comments are needed. ;D
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Post by mutt on Dec 3, 2005 15:21:24 GMT -5
well Jay is GREAT at impersonations
::::clearing my throat and remembering his Prince impersonation:::::::
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Post by Jack on Dec 3, 2005 23:55:39 GMT -5
You guys make me laugh ;D
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Post by mutt on Dec 4, 2005 8:30:06 GMT -5
my work here is done.................................
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Post by Sawyer on Dec 4, 2005 9:53:51 GMT -5
Report from Lt. Sawyer:
We have successfully destroyed the barricade on J.J. Abram's office. A special forces unit has been dispatched to search the office for LOST scripts, footage, and email addresses.
We have successfully made the right flank of the ABC studios our operations base, and we are currently holding Carlton Cuse, Damon Lindelof, and J.J. Abram's hostage and using Sayid's bamboo torture trick to worm information out of them. We have so far gathered that Walt and Michael are probably never going to reunite.
Commander Jay and General Emma have been reported to say that the siege should be over today, and we will be back home shortly.
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Support our LOST troops!
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Post by Jay on Dec 4, 2005 10:44:18 GMT -5
Battle report from the field......
The battle has taken a turn for the worse here. Emma and I are taking both of our armies and pushing hard into ABC headquaters territory. BUt we have gotten into some trouble. The ghost of Walt Disney and his Legion of Ghosts have shown up and he is mad. Our standard bullets are having no effect and he is taking out Lost Podcast team members left and right. We have called on Sawyer's troops for back up.
Who are we going to call?
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Post by Sawyer on Dec 4, 2005 10:52:39 GMT -5
REPORT:
I have been promoted to Third in command. My troops have all been equipped with lightsabers and homing beacons.
Bodies are lying everywhere, and Matthew Fox is running around like a chicken with his head cut off trying to save everyone. There is a pregnant producer lying under one of the heating pipes and it's about to fall on her. Matthew is running across the floor to save her, but it doesn't look good.
The producers have escaped, and I have sent a dispatch unit after them.
Support our LOST podcast Troops
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Post by Jay on Dec 4, 2005 14:40:14 GMT -5
Report from the battle field.....
VICTORY!!!!!!!
The Lost Podcast Team was victorious today. Sawyer called the Ghostbusters and they took care of Walt Disney and his Legion of Ghosts. Now we the LOST fans have control of ABC headquarters, but there is a problem. The episodes aren't here....they haven't filmed them yet. So i guess we will have to wait.
The war had only one casualty.....Jack. He was gunned down by friendly fire. Let our hearts go out to the friends (well he doesn't have any) and family of this hero.
Viva la Lost Podcast Team!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by heyes on Dec 4, 2005 14:59:45 GMT -5
Hurah! Victory at last! Did we ever get a report on who it was that gunned down poor Jack? Sawyer, I'm looking in your direction.
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Post by Cliff on Dec 6, 2005 18:33:41 GMT -5
I'm betting it was one of his stupid battle droids. That lot can't even get their heads on right.
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Post by Jay on Dec 6, 2005 18:35:33 GMT -5
No it was sawyer........He wasn't paying attention he was eating babies
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