Funny/Embarrassing things you did

[Littlelostie20]

Or someone you know did. Or maybe something someone did to you. ;D

Okay so my dad can speak backwards fluently. Like this: Ih Enoyreve!

So we were at the mall and he was walking all over with me talking like that. And people thought it was a real language and that he couldn't speak english.
So we went into the pet store and were considering buying this puppy. And the lady was telling me all the stuff about the dog and the price and stuff, and I was trying to interpret what my dad was saying (which was hard cause I can't speak backward fluently). So finally when we were leaving the lady stopped me and asked where my dad was from.
And I said Genovia and we quickly exited the store before she could question further.
When we got to the car my dad was laughing so hard and was like "Why Genovia" and I'm like "I couldn't think of a real place and you weren't speaking a real language. What was I supposed to say?"

[Steve]

hahahaha!

but seriously, my stepdad is the MOST embarassing person ever. If we're in a store, he'll start walking to the music, or something like that.


OH. and when my brother was little, he would try to call me "Stevie" but he couldn't say it so he would always say "Deedee". Now my mom and stepdad always call me Deedee or Deeder when they want to embarass me, ie anytime I'm with my friends or a girlfriend or anything. I can't stand it. And also when they try to talk "cool" and stuff.

[Littlelostie20]

My dad walks around the store yelling "Aflac" then ducks (no pun intended) behind a shelf or something.

My bf's name is Caleb. And he has a little sister that couldn't say Caleb, so she called him Lub Lub. So I always tell him he's the Lub of my life.

[Littlelostie20]

My friend was pretending to be British and he was on Bougy (sp?) (bo-ge) Street. And this old couple was walking by. So Will starts talking in this in British accent. And he's like "Excuse me, hello. Do you know what a Bougy is?" and the old lady was really nice and she's like "I think it's just the name of this street." and the old guy was like "No no. A Bougy is the thing a radar screen picks up when it's scanning and the radar will start beeping if it detects a bougy."
Well then Will says "Oh really? I thought a bougy was one of these." and points up his nose.
lol.

[malcolmthrock]

i'm about to do something really embarrassing on monday. i'll let you guys know how it turns out.

[Littlelostie20]

okay. Is it as embarrassing as having to turn down a marriage proposal?

[SK]

The first one reminds me of my dad. He doesn't speak backward, he just speaks "jibberish", where he yammers on in nonsensical syllables. We were at the store and he was talking jibberish to my little brother, who was a baby at the time, and a woman asked him what language that was. "Jibberish," he replied, and the woman started talking about how that was very interesting and how she'd always meant to learn Spanish! ;D This was probably most embarrassing for the lady, but oh well.

I can't think of anything I've done right now. Technically I suppose I do embarrassing things all the time, but then don't care. I'm trying to think of something really embarrassing, and then I'll come back later.

[Steve]

malcolmthrock said:

i'm about to do something really embarrassing on monday. i'll let you guys know how it turns out.

how did it turn out

[hansosjesusstick]

here's one that i'm still regretting to this day
So when i was 4 or 5 yrs old it was new years eve and my sister invited her friend over so they got bored and decided to do something evil to me. bust since my sister used to hide behind things and scaring the living bejesus out of me my dad said next time she does it he will scare her when ever he wants and she will never know when or where. so she and her friend got a out a make-up kit and put make up on me while i was sleeping cuz back then i could never stay up but they weren't satisfied so the woke me up and in a kind of half a sleep daze i didn't know what was going on so they told me to "Put this on we're going out" and i did then told me to "put this on your head it's a hat it's pretty chilly out" so i do then they give me an apple juice but dump it out into a little martini glass so they put me on a chair and hand me the glass and take pictures.
the thing i was wearing was a dress dance shoes and a blonde wig. and the makeup they gave me was lipstick eyeliner eyeshadow and a little dimple........i'm not proud of this to this day my sister shows the stupid picture to all my family and friends....i ripped it up once but she had copies...stupid copy machine -_-

[SK]

Once I accidentally stole a doughnut. I was six or seven, and I saw everyone walking around with them. Then I came upon the doughnut table and was so entranced by the sweets that I didn't look up and see the sign listing all the prices. So I took a doughnut, only to later find out they were fund raiser doughnuts. I was so embarrassed as I had to go up and pay for an already eaten doughnut.

It sounds really lame, but that's the most embarrassed I've ever been about something. I'm a bit a lot more thick skinned now, lol.

[Littlelostie20]

When I was in NY Saturday, I was really tired from being on the bus for two hours then walking around the art gallery for another 2 hours before going to dinner then the symphony. At the symphony, I was wearing this great pair of heals, but they kept getting caught on frayed parts of the carpet at the concert hall. So when the usher was taking my friends and me up the our seats, I slipped, my heal got caught, and I fell flat on my face :. The usher started flipping out. She was like "Oh MY GOODNESS ARE YOU ALL RIGHT!!" And everyone from my orchestra that came saw it and they were all laughing and stuff. So I laughed it off

On intermission I was going back down the stairs and my heal got caught again so this time I fell down the stairs. The same usher was at the bottom and she's like "OH MY GOODNESS HONEY ARE YOU OKAY!!" and she helped me up. Then she asks "Have you been drinking tonight honey. Do you need me to call someone for you or something, do you need help?"

Then I had to stand there and explain to her that I had had a very long day and I was practically falling asleep standing up and NO I HAD NOT BEEN DRINKING ANYTHING BUT PEPSI. lol
It was crazy