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Post by joss on Dec 30, 2005 14:58:23 GMT -5
If the Lost characters made New Year's resolutions, what do you think they would, or should, be? I'll offer the obvious....
1. Ana-Lucia: lay off the firearms
2. Charlie: lay off the heroin
any other suggestions?
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Post by addboy on Dec 30, 2005 16:04:27 GMT -5
3. Mr. Eko- Don't beat anything else's head in with his stick, unless it is an other. 4. Kate- Don't play with Sawyer and Jack's emotions. 5. Michael- Don't IM anyone on a computer that supposedly is set to destroy everything, even if it mysteriously says "Dad."
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Post by Annie on Dec 30, 2005 17:00:09 GMT -5
Jin - learn English real good Hurley - develop a taste for sushi
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Post by ethan on Dec 30, 2005 17:01:46 GMT -5
Danielle need to get some mental help from Libby.
Walt need to put his "special powers" to use and get away from the others.
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Post by mutt on Dec 30, 2005 19:17:13 GMT -5
I like all of the above suggestions
I have only one to add
Desmond needs to realize he can leave next time he thinks the world is about to explode without taking along his stuffed rabbit.
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Post by FrodoFreak87 on Dec 30, 2005 21:49:11 GMT -5
Sawyer- Don't shoot anyone Locke- Ignore the noises in your head Michael- Find Walt and tell him how much I love him Walt-Find dad and tell him how much I love him Charlie- Quit the drugs Vincint- roll in and eat anything that smells rotten
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Post by rusty on Dec 30, 2005 23:22:07 GMT -5
Hmm....
Shannon(bit too late but)-Reveal to everyone that she has Paris Hilton's Genetic Makeup
Mike(or actually the guy who plays him)-To screw the rest of the script and scream Walt for his entire diolauge(Jack-"Hey, dude, where did you get this piece of human meat?" Mike-"WALT!!" Jack-"Holy crap, that kid's nuts! Mike-(Shaking his hands and head 'No' furiously)"WALT!!WALTWALTWALT!!!WALT!" Jack-"Oh, he went this way?")
Boone-Reveal to everyone that he really isn't dead and can fly
Locke-Reveal to everyone that he IS dead and can fly
Jack-Promise to never drink again, then run off with ana lucia with a suitcase full of those little bottles of vodka
Ana-Same as above, but promisies also to never drink and drive, the go all road rage with Libby
Libby-Screw everyone and go all road rage with Ana
Kate-Decides to make like Hurley and indroduce entertainment to the island with Kate's Beachside Rodeo.
Hurley-Screw everone's mind's up and gain 20 more pounds while on a hatch based diet
Charlie-Build a RockBoat™ and sail away, using pure junkie rock as the motor
Artz-Explode, but do so while lecturing the dude in the airport about his computer or whatever (I'm a High school teacher, and we've taken many trips across the wo-BOOOM!!!)
Sun and Jin-Flip out and kill every-freakin-body
Red Shirts-Be like Artz and explode
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Post by Annie on Dec 31, 2005 15:01:58 GMT -5
Ha Ha Ha! Especially love Hurley's and Arzt's!
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Post by FrodoFreak87 on Dec 31, 2005 16:01:19 GMT -5
haha I like Kate's
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Post by joss on Dec 31, 2005 18:12:25 GMT -5
rusty, those are awesome! what's Claire's resolution going to be?
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Post by Jay on Dec 31, 2005 18:44:48 GMT -5
Oh man these are good, this is going to be on next weeks show for sure.
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Post by Sawyer on Dec 31, 2005 19:23:23 GMT -5
Claire's is to not get knocked up again.
Ana's is to be less of a B-I-T-YOU KNOW THE REST but my resolution is to cut down on bad language so I won't say it. Jay don't put those on the show.
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Post by addboy on Dec 31, 2005 19:51:45 GMT -5
Well good for you Sawyer!
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Post by Jay on Dec 31, 2005 19:56:52 GMT -5
Claire's is to not get knocked up again. Ana's is to be less of a B-I-T-YOU KNOW THE REST but my resolution is to cut down on bad language so I won't say it. Jay don't put those on the show. Too late baby eater, I already am HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
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Post by addboy on Dec 31, 2005 19:58:22 GMT -5
Hahaha!!! He must have known you'd do it Jay!
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