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Post by supersaltine on Jun 23, 2006 17:50:52 GMT -5
1,2,5 (no 3 Sir)
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Post by thekarmacaptain on Jun 23, 2006 18:46:09 GMT -5
"What is your name" "Sir Gallahad the brave"<--don't know if it's right and i'm skipping the quest question "what is your favorite color?" "blue" "you may pass" the scared guy "What is your name" "Scared guy"<--i forgot his name >_< "what is the capital of mongolia?" "i don't know that" "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" *flies through the air
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Post by supersaltine on Jun 23, 2006 18:51:17 GMT -5
"Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate!?!" "A bird carried them" "A 5 ounce swallow cannot cary a 1 pound coconut."
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Post by thekarmacaptain on Jun 23, 2006 18:54:41 GMT -5
"Well when two tie it together with a legs it seems possible."
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Post by Casey D on Jun 23, 2006 19:00:12 GMT -5
one of my favorite, and overlooked quotes
Sir Bedevere: ...and that, my liege, is how we know the Earth to be banana shaped. King Arthur: This new learning amazes me, Sir Bedevere. Explain again how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes.
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Post by Casey D on Jun 23, 2006 19:31:31 GMT -5
and for those who havent seen this movie, here is the coconut scene, followed by a few of my favorites. 1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Who goes there? King Arthur: It is I, Arthur, son of Uther Pendragon, from the castle of Camelot. King of the Britons, defeater of the Saxons, Sovereign of all England! 1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Pull the other one! King Arthur: I am, and this is my trusty servant Patsy. We have ridden the length and breadth of the land in search of knights who will join me in my court at Camelot. I must speak with your lord and master. 1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: What? Ridden on a horse? King Arthur: Yes! 1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: You're using coconuts! King Arthur: What? 1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: You've got two empty halves of coconut and you're bangin' 'em together. King Arthur: So? We have ridden since the snows of winter covered this land, through the kingdom of Mercia, through... 1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Where'd you get the coconuts? King Arthur: We found them. 1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Found them? In Mercia? The coconut's tropical! King Arthur: What do you mean? 1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Well, this is a temperate zone King Arthur: The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land? 1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Are you suggesting coconuts migrate? King Arthur: Not at all. They could be carried. 1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: What? A swallow carrying a coconut? King Arthur: It could grip it by the husk! 1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut. King Arthur: Well, it doesn't matter. Will you go and tell your master that Arthur from the Court of Camelot is here? 1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Listen. In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right? King Arthur: Please! 1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Am I right? King Arthur: I'm not interested! Second Swallow-Savvy Guard: It could be carried by an African swallow. King Arthur: Will you ask your master if he wants to join my court at Camelot? 1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Oh yeah, an African swallow, maybe, but not a European swallow. That's my point. Second Swallow-Savvy Guard: But then the African swallow's not migratory... King Arthur: Old woman. Dennis: Man. King Arthur: Man, sorry. What knight lives in that castle over there? Dennis: I'm 37. King Arthur: What? Dennis: I'm 37. I'm not old. King Arthur: Well I can't just call you "man". Dennis: Well you could say "Dennis". King Arthur: I didn't know you were called Dennis. Dennis: Well you didn't bother to find out did you? King Arthur: I did say sorry about the "old woman", but from behind you looked... Dennis: What I object to is you automatically treat me like an inferior. King Arthur: Well I am king. Dennis: Oh, king eh? Very nice. And how'd you get that, eh? By exploiting the workers. By hanging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society. King Arthur: I am your king. Woman: Well I didn't vote for you. King Arthur: You don't vote for kings. Woman: Well how'd you become king then? [Angelic music plays... ] King Arthur: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. THAT is why I am your king. Dennis: [interrupting] Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony. Dennis: Oh, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you. Dennis: Oh but if I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away. Dennis: Come and see the violence inherent in the system. Help! Help! I'm being repressed! King Arthur: Bloody peasant! Dennis: Oh, what a giveaway! Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? That's what I'm on about! Did you see him repressing me? You saw him, Didn't you? Sir Lancelot: We were in the nick of time. You were in great peril. Sir Galahad: I don't think I was. Sir Lancelot: Yes, you were. You were in terrible peril. Sir Galahad: Look, let me go back in there and face the peril. Sir Lancelot: No, it's too perilous. Sir Galahad: Look, it's my duty as a knight to sample as much peril as I can. Sir Lancelot: No, we've got to find the Holy Grail. Come on. Sir Galahad: Oh, let me have just a little bit of peril? Sir Lancelot: No. It's unhealthy. Sir Galahad: I bet you're gay. Sir Lancelot: Am not.
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Post by Uncle Igmar on Jun 23, 2006 19:39:08 GMT -5
<---has "And there was much rejoicing .. . . " as my Maximizing WAV
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Post by Zoso the Rock God on Jun 23, 2006 19:45:18 GMT -5
She's a witch! That whole scene was brilliant
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Post by supersaltine on Jun 23, 2006 21:29:31 GMT -5
Uncle Igmar should be in that movie. lol I know! We'll make our own monty python and the holy grail!...wait thats copyright. That'd be fun though.
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Post by supersaltine on Jun 23, 2006 21:30:15 GMT -5
Unle Igmar and the Holy Gin.
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Post by hansosjesusstick on Jun 24, 2006 11:14:43 GMT -5
there ya go maybe casper can be the french guy that farts in our general direction though she's german......ohhhhh i call Sir Gallahad i could take them on by myself let me at them.
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Post by supersaltine on Jun 24, 2006 11:57:52 GMT -5
Who can I be...hmm..I'll be a shrubbery. lol
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Post by hansosjesusstick on Jun 24, 2006 12:33:51 GMT -5
what about the white picket fence
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Post by Zoso the Rock God on Jun 24, 2006 13:09:42 GMT -5
Or Roger the shrubber?
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Post by hansosjesusstick on Jun 24, 2006 13:11:09 GMT -5
or the old women who was terrified by Arthurs knights who say NEE
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