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Post by 大杂烩 on Jul 15, 2006 15:01:19 GMT -5
no you won't 'cause you're on the lpt. join gold flakey stars
even though donald never wears pants, why does he wear a towel when he comes out of the shower?
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Post by hansosjesusstick on Jul 15, 2006 15:08:23 GMT -5
uhhhhh cuz he wants to dry his legs and tail
if a pig eats a human foot what time is it where i am?
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Post by dharmashark on Jul 15, 2006 17:07:22 GMT -5
Tea time.
Why do the icecubes they use on airplanes have little holes through them?
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Post by Redsox on Jul 15, 2006 17:17:20 GMT -5
in case of crash can be used as flotation device
why is grass green
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Post by Casey D on Jul 15, 2006 17:20:02 GMT -5
photosynthesis
why are all of hjs random questions about himself?
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Post by Zoso the Rock God on Jul 15, 2006 18:51:16 GMT -5
Only god knows...
Does Jack Sparrow do drugs?
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Post by Casey D on Jul 15, 2006 19:05:23 GMT -5
he drinks rum
is rum a drug?
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Post by Zoso the Rock God on Jul 15, 2006 19:07:27 GMT -5
Not technically if your a pirate
Will Jim stop the wedding?
(You have too watch the office to understand)
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Post by hansosjesusstick on Jul 15, 2006 19:22:45 GMT -5
Yes that or she'll dump her husband for jim
if i ask questions about myself why do dogs hate cats?
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Post by lez41086 on Jul 15, 2006 20:12:03 GMT -5
Because cats are so full of themselves.
Why do oompa loompas have orange faces and green hair?
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Post by hansosjesusstick on Jul 15, 2006 20:15:54 GMT -5
because they drank so much orange soda it went on their skin and they did this on ST. Patrick's day and the green hair spray was permanent
who's gone to the grand old opry and met little jimmy richardins?
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Post by lez41086 on Jul 16, 2006 14:55:47 GMT -5
I'm guessing you...
Why don't you popcorn read in high school or college?
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Post by dharmashark on Jul 16, 2006 15:53:02 GMT -5
Teachers are anti-fun.
Why do white crayons exist?
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Post by on Jul 16, 2006 16:40:04 GMT -5
because it would be racist otherwise
why is today so slow?
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Post by Kreon on Jul 16, 2006 17:16:26 GMT -5
because today is the yearly event where superman goes around the world really fast but only fast enough to slow the world down not change time
What did HJs stand for in the 30s and 40s
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