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Post by Friendly Communist on Jul 29, 2007 22:30:14 GMT -5
Scary Movie?
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Post by Austin on Jul 29, 2007 22:56:16 GMT -5
no
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Post by Friendly Communist on Jul 29, 2007 23:01:46 GMT -5
Lean on Me?
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Post by Austin on Jul 30, 2007 22:05:30 GMT -5
yes!!
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Post by Friendly Communist on Jul 30, 2007 22:24:03 GMT -5
"female: All right, listen. There are certain rules that you have to follow in a parody situation if you want to survive. Rule number one: exaggerate everything. Number 88: accept the ridiculous as logical.
[flash to (guy that can't pick up a woman) getting down with a girl knocked out]
female: Sexual sight gags, always funny.
[(guy that can't pick up a woman) making sex noises while pulling out a splinter]
female: And along with wacky sound effects...
[(guy that can't pick up a woman) unzipping his pants with a "boing!" sound]
female: And unlimited absurdity.
[Killer frightens (guy that can't pick up a woman) into a heart attack with a chainsaw]
female: Remember: nothing is sacred.
[cross falls onto bed killing girl]
male: You're forgetting, point out the obvious.
[holds up a "dead man" sign pointing to male 2]
female: And finally, perpetually painful stereotypes.
Black guy in pimp outfit: Dat's ridikkulous! "
I had to make some edits.
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Post by Stephanie on Sept 8, 2007 21:39:02 GMT -5
Scary Movie?
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Post by Stephanie on Nov 9, 2007 11:14:34 GMT -5
bump
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Post by uncaged on Nov 9, 2007 11:24:25 GMT -5
Ok, I am kinda embarrassed that I know this, but it is from Shriek If You Know What I Did Last Friday the Thirteenth
lets try one of my favorites now
"Not that I condone fascism, or any -ism for that matter. -Ism's in my opinion are not good. A person should not believe in an -ism, he should believe in himself. I quote John Lennon, "I don't believe in The Beatles, I just believe in me." Good point there. After all, he was the walrus. I could be the walrus. I'd still have to bum rides off people"
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Post by hansosjesusstick on Nov 11, 2007 8:18:16 GMT -5
ferris buelers big day off
"The inquisition what a show the inquisition here we go we know your wishing that we go awaaaaaaaay but the inquisitions here and it's here to stay!"
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Post by uncaged on Nov 15, 2007 11:04:48 GMT -5
well that quote is making me thing Monty Python, but I dont think thats what it is....is it?
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Post by Nick"The Noid" on Nov 15, 2007 11:09:00 GMT -5
History of the World, Part I
"We had two bags of grass, 75 pellets of mescaline, 5 sheets of high powered glader acid; a salt shaker half full of cocaine, a whole galaxy of mult-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers, also a quart of tequila, quart of rum, case if beer, pint of raw ethyer and two dozen enals
Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once we get locked into a serious drug collection the tendency is to push it as far as you can."
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Post by uncaged on Nov 16, 2007 0:18:11 GMT -5
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
"This is the captain. We have a little problem with our entry sequence, so we may experience some slight turbulence and then - explode."
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Post by Austin on Nov 16, 2007 11:42:12 GMT -5
Serenity
"There used to be a way to stick it to The Man. It was called rock ‘n’ roll. But guess what. Oh, no. The Man ruined that too with a little thing called MTV! So don’t waste your time trying to make anything cool or pure or awesome, because The Man’s just going to call you a fat, washed up loser and crush your soul. So do yourselves a favor and just give up!"
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Post by uncaged on Nov 17, 2007 0:53:22 GMT -5
The School of Rock
"If I were human I believe my response would be "go to hell."... If I were human"
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Post by uncaged on Nov 20, 2007 14:17:06 GMT -5
Where is Cliff....he would know this one
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