Its the "who would when in a fight game" game lol

[marsupial]

Locke

younger Richard Alpert vs. older Richard Alpert

[fishbiscuits]

If by younger you mean crazy pirate Richard... crazy pirate Richard

Ethan vs the entire cast of ER (armed with needles)

[Friendly Communist]

Ethan

Texts vs. talking

[fishbiscuits]

talking

Dharma Shark vs old fisherman from 'Jaws'

[Friendly Communist]

dharma shark

Shark vs. Shark week

[fishbiscuits]

Shark week

Snake vs postman

[marsupial]

snake - especially this one:www.snopes.com/photos/animals/cowsnake.asp

wallaby vs. koala

[fishbiscuits]

(What a horrifying snake!)'

Koala... those sonsofbltches are tough

[fishbiscuits]

sorry, forgot to do the next one. My bad.

Emails with flash gimmics vs getting a homemade postcard

[marsupial]

Homemade postcard! Flash gimmicks I can't stick on my fridge.

York peppermint patty vs. Reece's cup

[fishbiscuits]

Reeces's cup! (I was allergic to peanuts for a long time, so when I was finally restested and given the clear, the first thing I ate was a Reeses's cup. Dear god. Tastygasm.)

Brain (from 'Pinky and the Brain') vs Stewie

[Friendly Communist]

Pinky. Ok Stewie

Rocko (Rock's Modern Life) vs. The Flesh (Action League Now!)

[Emily]

Rocko

And to carry on the tredition of old Nick shows that no one knows of but me...I am so happy you know about rocko friendlycommunist. I don't feel as old anymore ahahha.

The cast of hey dude vs. the cast of the adventures of pete and pete

[Friendly Communist]

Well Pete and Pete could never beat Stick Stickily but could totally beat Hey Dude.

Aaahh!!! Real Monsters vs. Quailman (Doug)

[hansosjesusstick]

Quilman




Weird Al vs. Seth Green