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Post by Uncle Igmar on Dec 26, 2006 15:43:02 GMT -5
a brand new life
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Post by wesh on Dec 26, 2006 16:45:42 GMT -5
with a wife and
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Post by Uncle Igmar on Dec 27, 2006 10:41:26 GMT -5
thee kids, a parrot
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Post by wesh on Dec 27, 2006 12:12:15 GMT -5
and a slithering snake
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Post by dharmashark on Dec 27, 2006 12:32:55 GMT -5
The penguin then traveled to Venus and ate some rocks. "Yucky! These taste like minerals!" he threw them into a vat of toxic waste that contained mustard and other toxics, but then the mighty penguin, Quackers, who was hungry for donuts, called his best man Elvis, to the go get him donuts but he refused. Instead, he ate ice cream and sang bad songs with a falsetto voice that made ears bleed until the point of death from blood loss. The President declared it National Cupcake Eating Day but they ate apples because cupcakes caused them giant red, itchy hives and nobody likes hives. They were full to the point that they had to jump off the shark and start a brand new life with a wife and three kids, a parrot, and a slithering snake.
Then the president said
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Post by Uncle Igmar on Dec 28, 2006 11:32:22 GMT -5
"I have had enough
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Post by wesh on Dec 28, 2006 12:14:28 GMT -5
spankin', please stop! I
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Post by Uncle Igmar on Dec 29, 2006 15:58:33 GMT -5
have a red bum
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Post by wesh on Dec 29, 2006 16:46:35 GMT -5
and a red nose
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Post by Shinra on Dec 30, 2006 0:08:44 GMT -5
and even a red
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Post by Uncle Igmar on Dec 30, 2006 9:51:42 GMT -5
place you can't see
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Post by wesh on Jan 2, 2007 11:58:51 GMT -5
, because it's cloaked by
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Post by hansosjesusstick on Jan 2, 2007 12:17:26 GMT -5
meat and other such
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Post by Uncle Igmar on Jan 4, 2007 7:56:54 GMT -5
and other such edibles
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Post by Lost Cause on Jan 4, 2007 20:25:07 GMT -5
such as cheese and
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