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Post by Uncle Igmar on Jun 4, 2006 10:52:44 GMT -5
and the Uzbekistanians snuck
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Post by DaughterofDharma on Jun 4, 2006 10:59:02 GMT -5
around, hiding behind massive
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Post by Blaw on Jun 4, 2006 11:00:39 GMT -5
oak trees where they
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Post by Uncle Igmar on Jun 4, 2006 11:04:05 GMT -5
watched the Danishlandians retreat
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Post by DaughterofDharma on Jun 4, 2006 11:05:07 GMT -5
to a pool party
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Post by Blaw on Jun 4, 2006 11:05:43 GMT -5
and ate hot dogs
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Post by Uncle Igmar on Jun 4, 2006 11:09:34 GMT -5
with fine Uzbekistanian mustard
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Post by Shinra on Jun 4, 2006 11:19:42 GMT -5
and ketchup made from
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Post by DaughterofDharma on Jun 4, 2006 11:21:54 GMT -5
one part red skittles
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Post by Shinra on Jun 4, 2006 11:24:39 GMT -5
and two parts wisky.
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Post by wesh on Jun 4, 2006 11:36:32 GMT -5
It enlightens the mind
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Post by dharmashark on Jun 4, 2006 12:59:48 GMT -5
A long time a go a man named Jay, king of Danishland, ascended to the throne after overthrowing Supreme-Overlord Jack, thus beginning a reign of terror! All the Danishlandians were in disarray because they could not get fine imported Uzbekistanian mud wine, a combination of Grackenberries and vinegar stewed with Sweet'n'Sour Chicken. And the Danishlandians hid the king's whipping staff in Lower Latvia, causing a major argument which resulted in the huge Battle of the Danish/Latvian Charlie Water War, which raged throughout the ramparts of Danishland. The kings of both Lower Latvia and Danish cream puff held the city under heavy construction, until the Charlie water supply was renewed, and then it was attacked by Uzbekistanians and a guerilla war ensued, and allies from the surrounding countryside defended Danishland, setting up lookout posts for Uzbekistanians and Lower Latvians so that they could sniper and smite enemies. The Latvians weren't afraid of the dark, so they decided to start attacking the Danishlandians by throwing their extra supply of arrow-proof armor. Instead, they attacked Lower Latvia using Jesus Sticks enhanced with strawberry spikes and the Uzbekistanians snuck around, hiding behind massive oak trees where they watched the Danishlandians retreat to a pool party and eat hot dogs with fine Uzbekistanian mustard and ketchup made from one part red skittles and two parts whisky. It enlightens the mind
and cleanses the soul.
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Post by wesh on Jun 4, 2006 13:32:02 GMT -5
That's why Willy Wonka
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Post by DaughterofDharma on Jun 4, 2006 14:11:01 GMT -5
started a condiment factory
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Post by Tucker on Jun 4, 2006 15:03:03 GMT -5
in central uzbekistan. This
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