The Jay Army: 1.1

[Shinra]

Jay's Army: Jay rhymes with pay, and when you get paid you have money, and lots of money means you can bribe people, and when you bribe people you win, see the connection here? But Jack rhymes with back, which relates to backwards, and if you go backwards in a race, you lose.......you do the math -Tucker34

Fighting the good Fight


Hey kids. Desmond sugguested that we make a thread to recruit people to the Jay army. We don't really have a name as of yet, but If you'd like to join post here. We will do our best to ensure that Jay wins this race. Here are a few points of what we as Jaynians


I noticed that many people have been exalting jay then jack, and back and forth. It's time to choose a side, and continue to fight for that side. So who will you be with? An incredible, gifted musician, or some weird old bald guy who hangs around a bunch of cheerleaders. That just screams "creepy".

-Exalt Jay as much as possible
-Not waste exalts on smiting the morons who exalt Jack
-Remember that everyone can be a Jaynian, and attempt to recruit every last member of the forums to our cause
-Post with dignity and respect, except of course when talking about Jack who sucks at life
-Be active members of the forums, and add to the wonderful community that is the Jay and Jack Listener Forum
-There is to be NO Smiting Jack under any circumstances... unless he's at 666 cuz that just creeps me out.... but other than that, stick to exalting

One last thing, remember that it's all for fun, and don't get too caught up making enemies ;-) We're all Losties at heart, some of us are just on the right side of the race.

Leader
Shinra

Generals
Desmond
DharmaShark
CharlieFan
Mithandir (Retired)
Casey D

Blaw - Lt. General
Tucker - Lt. General
Jonesing4lost-Major General
DharmaChilli - Major General

Members
Fu Lin Yo
Emily
Threevil
Zoidberg
SuperSaltine
FlawedPerfect - Pistol-weilding Bard
ModeratorMatt
LostForWords
SofiaMireles
Laura
HansosJesusStick- Private


Threads

We need some organization so that the same posts don't end up everywhere. This thread is called "Midgar", and is to be used for discussing only things related to Jay's Army. Things about Jay and Jack personally go in the Save _____'s Karma thread. Anything you want to say to the enemy, put in the Jack's Army thread, or the J-Company. Also, anything about "we're up by ##" or "3 exalts til ####" should go in the Save Jay's Karma thread. Pictures go in the FASFA thread.

Accomplishments
-First to have an organized group of supporters
-First to reach 500 Karma
-First to reach 1000 Karma
-300 Slogans
**New**
-An amazing 250 point in 3 days comeback when Jay hit 1000, with help from everyone on exalt-a-jay day.

Pretty Pictures
Our wonderful army has lots of pictures, below are some of the best. New pictures should go in the FASFA Thread.

-Tucker

-Tucker

-Originally by ?, Text by Mithrandir

-Tucker

-Casey D

-Mithandir

[Casper]

shinra said:

I noticed that many people have been exalting jay then jack, and back and forth. It's time to choose a side, and continue to fight for that side.

So it's all kidding aside now, eh? Uh, the pressure...

I actually have to think about that. Is there still a date with Jay's socks waiting at the end of the road?

[Shinra]

Hey, don't cut Jay's socks short. They're warm and cuddley. And perhaps they could be yours ;-) whoooo knows?

[Orakilli]

Jayphiles! Halt! You are blind but you shall see.

Jack the Holy Protector of the Light of 'Smark A'leak' and his faithful followers are carving a path to 5000 karma.

Repent your sins now and join our Holy Quest. The Handsomeness will share the bounty of 5000+ karma will all his followers. Repent and join the Light.

All hail, Master Jack the Handsome, may his reign of wisdom last a thousand episodes!

[Casper]

So it all comes down to comfy socks or precious karma??!

Uhm, I will... but... Heck, I'm gonna implode other this! I feel it coming... ;D

[Dez]

All right Shinra!

Supporting the Jay cause ;D

[Dez]

And now for a little excerpt from the 3 word story (part 2)

That's when Xenu yelled at Danishlandians, "YOU HAVE WEIRD COOKIES THAT ARE DELICIOUS YET FILLING! THEY MAKE ME WRITHE IN PAIN LIKE NEVER BEFORE. DHARMA HAS THE PEANUT BUTTER, BUT I'M LOSING MY TUNAFISH SANDWICH MIND OVER COOKIES FILLED WITH CHOCOLATE WITH SPRINKLES ON WASHING MACHINE PEOPLE WHO WORK FOR SEVERAL DIFFERENT INSTANCES ON LOCKE'S HEAD. ALL OF THIS IS REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY WEIRD BUT BETTER THAN WATCHING PAINT TRY WHEN YOU'RE BLIND OR EVEN LISTENING TO HANDSOME JACK, WHO'S GONNA LOSE! Cuz he's bald and is hairless and boring and drones on and is really funny in his dreams but not in the real world.” Jay says, “Anyways…exalt Jack and smite him more!” Once Jay wins, he will realize that he cheated by giving himself extra karma while he smote Jack fairly and methodically. To end the silly fighting between Superior Jay and Superior Jack we drink Charlie water and click “EXALT” – but only exalt, never click smite, all in the fun of war.

[Shinra]

Ok Ora, i've read that exact thing word for word 20 times lol. Just like Jack, you keep sayin the same joke over and over and over and over and over and....
I'm Jay
And I'm _______ Insert random LOST cast member here
Jack would ya stop sayin that


Call anytime

[Jack]

shinra said:

Ok Ora, i've read that exact thing word for word 20 times lol. Just like Jack, you keep sayin the same joke over and over and over and over and over and....
I'm Jay
And I'm _______ Insert random LOST cast member here
Jack would ya stop sayin that


Call anytime

I might be Desmond this week.

[Shinra]

haha. i just love how Jay tells you to stop every single eppisode, yet never edits it out

[Dez]

Jack is going to steal my identity!

[dharmashark]

shinra said:

-Post with dignity and respect, except of course when talking about Jack who sucks at life

The most reasonable rule I've ever heard.

[dharmashark]

desmond said:

Jack is going to steal my identity!

He's a criminal! And that's why we should all be Jay Exalters!

[Dez]

We shall prevail!

Ok how about a side challenge:

Which will happen first:
1) We get 1,000 members
2) Jay (or Jack...) gets 5000 karma

[Blaw]

I am here to join the army shinra! The Jays Army will prevail over the miniscule Jack and his crackpotty followers. We must come together and win the war. And whos to worry we've got charlie water AND wild polar bears on our side!